New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Don't confuse your Listerine with your piss tureen unless you want to end up like Mr. Bean.

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2. Fart knocks fart knocks at my door, this is not the show you're looking for

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3. Nobody ever asks WHY-bastank

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4. In dog DUIs, I've only had three.

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5. Be honest. Does this excess adipose tissue make my ass look fat?

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6. How Nebuchadnezzarian, to sew the suit you're buried in

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7. Forty licks with a wet noodle: stripped of subtext, it's all about sub-sex

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8. Motherboinker with my father's doinker

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9. Stripping with my pee-paw, weeping on the see-saw

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10. Drop your knickknacks, and grab your nymphomaniacs!

    By Slick_Rikyu, October 6, 2020
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11. Where’s down, cool cat?

    By Jonathan Astonish, October 6, 2020
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12. Join Christian Mingle today and get you psalm.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, October 6, 2020
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13. Get outta my dreams, get into MAH BELLY!

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, October 6, 2020
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14. When the snapper is red, go fishing for crappie.

    By Crusty, October 6, 2020
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15. When I said "Spank me Daddy", I didn't mean for you to also ground me and take my XBox away

    By Señor Slapnuts, October 5, 2020
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16. You're gonna su-sussudio your way out of my dreams and into the back of a hearse if you don't quit messing around with those Big-Butt Boys down on Skid Row!

    By RecordingArtistPeterGabriel, October 5, 2020
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17. One if by land, Two in the stink

    By Shrimp Scampi Tyrannis, October 5, 2020
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18. I’m not an actor, though I do play one on tv.

    By Star_Trek_Wars_Podcast, October 5, 2020
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19. All the world’s a stage, and I’m Kelsey Grammer over here.

    By Gravyboat Jones, October 5, 2020
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20. Have a nice trip, see you next autumn!

    By Big Counting Crows Fan, October 5, 2020
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21. I smell funky and I'm calling top bunky!

    By Slick_Rikyu, October 5, 2020
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22. Wham! Bam! Where's my non-stick pan?

    By Slick_Rikyu, October 5, 2020
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23. I'm livin' in sin with the Doublemint Twins.

    By Slick_Rikyu, October 5, 2020
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24. Oktoberfest-beers make my boner best, here!---JAAAAAAZZ

    By JazzWitherspoon, October 5, 2020
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25. Ring a ding dong dandy, my ding-a-ling smells like candy

    By Slick_Rikyu, October 5, 2020
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