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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. But enough about what they called me in college, how are you?

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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    • 187 views

  2. Some people say I'm the life of the party, others point out I pissed on the dog.

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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    • 244 views

  3. I saw mommy kissing Santa Monica, but you don't hear me bragging about it. 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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    • 228 views

  4. Why now, hot log?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. What rolls down stairs, is covered with hair, squeezed out by your neighbor’s dog? What’s yuck for a snack, slides right down your back? It’s new Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 264 views

  6. Hot log is the new hey nong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 220 views

  7. You don’t have to poop-scoop your dog’s doops; just keep that shit out of my chicken coop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 238 views

  8. This rock candy could use a little less rock and a little more candy, because I’m just eating gravel.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 214 views

  9. They’re fueling their missiles, but we do have time to fuck around.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 222 views

  10. Is that cum coming out of your nose?... No, it's not!

    By DefCon2,
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    • 148 views

  11. use offer code “qualified immunity” for your free trial

    By Madoff Shitler,
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    • 154 views

  12. a pickle well earned is a pickle well spent and a pickle up your butt is a pickle twiced ferment

    By Madoff Shitler,
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    • 132 views

  13. “know her? I hardly banged her” thank you, Mr. Charney. no further questions your honor

    By Madoff Shitler,
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    • 128 views

  14. you call it love, I call it skull fucking mr peanut

    By Madoff Shitler,
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    • 140 views

  15. roses are red, violets are blue, your engagement ring should cost at least 3 months of government stimulus

    By Madoff Shitler,
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    • 125 views

  16. You voted online and it has been decided. Ben and Jerry will never speak to each other ever again. I hope you are happy.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  17. The only thing we have to fear is my son’s best friend wrecking my ass at the town’s breakdancing competition since that means my wife gets full custody and I’ll never see my son again.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  18. I’ve said before and I’ll say it again. My grandpa’s brain will not fit in my head since my brain is already there. There’s no room. Sorry, you gotta die gramps.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 207 views

  19. Wakey wakey eggs and bakey, let's go down to the old saw mill and smash glass bottles.

    By pukebreath,
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  20. I browse, you browse, we all browse with eyebrows.

    By ButterBallDink,
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    • 179 views

  21. Peanut butter and jelly don't go together, your tongue is just humoring your laziness.

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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    • 358 views

  22. If there's one thing that puts me off having sex, destroy it immediately and unleash my doomsday fuck machine. 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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    • 446 views

  23. I never take pills except with Bear Grylls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 191 views

  24. What?! That's no argument you hatch! That's stir fry!

    By Queef Witherspoon,
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  25. I never lie about poop…except when I sleep in the barn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 178 views
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