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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sure misery loves company... but it's still polite to call before you show up so misery has a chance to tidy up the house a bit.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. Gooseflesh! Pure gooseflesh, I tell you. Gooseflesh.

    By Razor Boy,
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  3. I love ketchup but does it have to be so ketchupi?

    By fredsolo,
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  4. I think Carson Daly could beat the shit out of Stalin.

    By fredsolo,
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  5. These potatoes, they know what love is. Ask these potatoes.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Suppository, from the Latin meaning "I suppose that'll fit in my butt".

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. You have to get a chicken, a fox, and a bag of seed across a river, but can only take one over in a boat at a time. You have a weird life.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Taco sauce and cotton socks, that's what makes the world go 'round.

    By Razor Boy,
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  9. Nuthin up muh sleeve. Presto pesto pasta sauce, over lukewarm lengthy lobster claws. Spawned in the devil pond

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. No matter what I say immediately after this, it is NOT a new catchphrase submission from jondo

    By jondo,
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  11. Erstwhile, Erlich Erlenmeyer plays an early draft of The Erlking. Hear it here on Earwolf!

    By Razor Boy,
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  12. Once you finish your Fleetwood Mac 'n Cheese you can go your own way. No you can't, I just tell little lies.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Bronson Magnifico was a ghost the whole time!

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. The Lord is my shepherd...so get your own, you lazy bastard.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  15. CERN is killing us with super science and I feel fine.

    By rosenrosen,
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  16. Dance the magic dance, dance the magic dance, and give me all your moneys cause this is a robbery.

    By rosenrosen,
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  17. Welcome to the Paul F. Tompkins Comedy Ching Chong Festival, I'll be your host, chicken nuggets.

    By rosenrosen,
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  18. Honk if you like, really wanna go get some Twizzlers and Thai food.

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. Open up the window and light a scented candle, because it's about to get funky in here.

    By Thedge,
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  20. If you're looking for milk or lemonade, they're 'round front. This here's Fudgetown, partner.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Who's to say a man can't fall in love with a farm animal? Not the Circuit Court of Arkansas, as far as I'm concerned.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. You can take a man out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of a man, but you can take a man out to a Mr. Bungle concert.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Foine, I'll pay your blasted foine! But this is the last toime this Oirishman parks his hoibrid car in Choinatown!

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. What good is Fame if it isn't playing on repeat in the lobby of the dance studio's spring recital?

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses, and sometimes the roses have to stop and smell you. Because you're really high!

    By JesseDompier,
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