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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A floating cadaver bloated and tattered that's the last time I swim in the kiddie pool

    By catsNcons,
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    • 496 views

  2. What a plan, what a plan, what a mighty good plan. Now let's rob this retirement home.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 542 views

  3. This catchphrase is brought to you by Monsanto.

    By watchayakan,
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    • 690 views

  4. Let's hear it for George Clinton and The Urine Stench All-Stars!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 437 views

  5. You may remember me from my role as Boner on the hit TV show Growing Pains, can I wash your windshield for you on this fine day?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 503 views

  6. grieve not for Ayulicious, he rubs his knuts out in a better place now, children.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 481 views

  7. Hey Nong Man Not Grey Thong Fan Due To Play With Schlong Ban

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 775 views

  8. If wishes were horses, it would get really crowded and stinky inside those genie lamps.

    By KatherineIsOdd,
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    • 702 views

  9. You gotta Prada. Bag with a lotta. Stuff in it!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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    • 671 views

  10. I had a little trouble with that one wondering if it was personalized or personified and I checked it at the last second... it IS personified!

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 494 views

  11. The times they are a constructed to always seem like they're a changin', but they're not

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 505 views

  12. The gay ram says "I'm just not that into ewe."

    By KatherineIsOdd,
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    • 771 views

  13. Today, tonight, tomorrow, to life, l'chaim, la cage, la bomba, bombs away, awake, wake up, morning, today.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 524 views

  14. I'm not a betting man, but only because I told Todd I'd get a sex change if he could eat ten cheeseburgers.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 657 views

  15. Flattery, my dear boy, will get you everywhere, my dear boy. Wait, I fucked that up.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 760 views

  16. Trust me, I understand the impulse, but people are getting tired of you shitting on Pope Pius XII all the time.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 622 views

  17. Maybe she just has to sing for the sake of the nong. And who do I think that I am to decide that she's nong?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 463 views

  18. Long time caller, first time listener.

    By EdwardKanerva,
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    • 558 views

  19. You knew I suffered from night sharts when you married me.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 550 views

  20. Shot on my Atari 2600

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 618 views

  21. I got a Wu-Tang shirt what's your deal?

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 539 views

  22. I got an ear job, lip removal, and an ass rejuvenation. Up next is a tooth blackening and some brain confabulations.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 520 views

  23. The guy who came up with the phrase "choking the chicken" probably had a real weird looking dong.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 541 views

  24. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, if a man doesn't like seafood that's on him

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 457 views

  25. Can't have a party with just one tub of yogurt, Fran.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 512 views
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