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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If the hail hits hard and your hair is hardly holding on, you may have weather-pattern baldness!

    By Brotherly Lunge,
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  2. Enjoy my Celebrity Memorabilia Museum. We've got a tooth from Powers Boothe, the shin of Anthony Quinn, and unfortunately the Alan Thicke exhibit will remain temporarily closed until we can locate a missing item.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  3. The birdy playing hurdy gurdy took a sturdy turdy on my shirty

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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  4. An eye for an eye makes the whole world content with their eyeball trades.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. BRB, I G2G to the WC, but IMHO IDK how long I’ll be AFK, because my :’s slow.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. A peanut sat on a railroad track. A railway safety officer came by and said, “What are you, nuts?” And then she gave birth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I got two tickets to Paradise, Wyoming. They’re for me and a girlfriend I made up and we’re going to my parents funeral.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. There’s just one thing I think of when I pump and that’s Trump’s dumpy lumpy rump.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  9. If the dink dink man passed a free drinks stand, could he shrink pink pans with his drinks free hand?

    By Goatfart Buttknockers,
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  10. Dennis the menace and Frenchy the clown, different you might think but they both shit brown

    By Goatfart Buttknockers,
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  11. Euripides' Shorts? More like I just shit my pants.

    By VohnJarga,
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  12. Don't be rude and move my booze or I'll be forced to screw my shoes.

    By pukebreath,
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  13. CBB Catchphrase Suggestion

    By Dadoodfrumcheerz,
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  14. Snap out of it! There's more to life than doing the hokey-pokey and turning yourself around!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  15. Got cake in my pants, that’s a tirimi-poo.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  16. A short little woman gave birth to a baby of such size and girth, she split right in half like a slaughterhouse calf, now she lies in a hole in the earth.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  17. I like tequila, I like rum, I like to feel ya in my bum.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  18. Election season? I thought you said erection lesion. That actually sounds much better.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  19. I got a teenie weenie that I jerk to Mr. Feeny. I got a little wanga I be jerkin’ to Topanga.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  20. I like pickles. I like beans. Both make me cream my jeans.

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  21. My salmon is slammin’. My whitefish is tight, bitch. I have an anchovie in my butt but that’s beside the point.

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  22. I have big juicy titties Greg, could you milk me?

    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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    By Beefsteak Tomatoface,
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  24. How many fucks would a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck fucks?

    By Cutie Phillip Tootie,
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  25. The experts had it wrong--turns out, you're supposed to take 100,000 steps a day.

    By Robert_Yune,
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