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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You aren't a true salesman until you wake up with a needle in your arm and a line of blow on your bedside table.

    By Chatterbox,
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    • 189 views

  2. Lin-Manuel was playing wheelbarrow with your mom - and I was in the room where it happened, the room where it happened, the room where it happened.

    By ClitoralGlitz,
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    • 203 views

  3. These silly fish get my silly wish and my wish is to dish, dish, dish

    By Fillmore Firmcore,   
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    • 227 views

  4. Stay ahead of the curve. Stand in front of slides.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  5. Waka waka, who stole my maraca?

    By The-crawdaddy,
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    • 336 views

  6. Are you powerbottoming 'em, my man? No, I'm spermicidin' 'em, mum.

    By squidlust,
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    • 275 views

  7. The lips, the teeth, the tip of the dick, the whack of the sack, the crack of the bat. Ah, baseball.

    By squidlust,
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    • 272 views

  8. Once upon a midnight dreary I spanked your mom and she called me dearie

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. When one door closes and another one opens, you may have a g-g-g-ghost!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 235 views

  10. Double, double, toil and trouble, yo mamma looks like Bryant Gumbel

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 222 views

  11. The Chicken Crossed The Road Because The Doctor Was A Woman. Now Get Out Of Here, Pagliacci

    By BatmansCousinFatman,
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    • 186 views

  12. Rock ‘em sock ‘em jerk off ‘em until they jizz from their cloaca

    By Our Lady of Perpetual Thirst,
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  13. Mary had a little lamb, even though Ms. Steenburgen knew it was against a city ordinance

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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  14. Chips, dips and pepperoni nips. All your football Sunday essentials all here at Walmart.

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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    • 271 views

  15. Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch. If it weren't for your torso, your neck would be your crotch.

    By Veni Vidi Victor,
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    • 151 views

  16. As Yoda once said, "Man, you Hey Nong"

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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    • 285 views

  17. Gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free, except for grandpa he gotta pay all three.

    By TheWolfmansBrother69,
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  18. You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, and both are delicious

    By Angelic Arsehole,
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  19. I'm so depressed, just the shell of a man. Is anyone's hermit crab looking for a new home?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 312 views

  20. In soviet Russia, phrase catch you

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  21. Is this how you catchphrase?

    By Zurkin_it,
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  22. If candies and nuts were boobies and butts, I'd finally be having an orgy

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  23. I asked for candies and nuts not boobies and butts. How am I supposed to crank one out to this?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 282 views

  24. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride, pull down my undies and smell what’s inside

    By PorousBoris,
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    • 193 views

  25. I’ve seen Batman begin but now I’d like to see him finish.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 214 views
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