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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I just farted. This isn't a catchphrase. I, Scott Aukerman, just farted a really stinky fart and you know what?...I'm damn proud of it.

    By MattDietz,
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  2. Some people say "never say never." The jokes on them, they just said "never" twice.

    By Heynong Man,
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  3. The jokes on you, dad. The glass box you used to lock me in only made me a better mime

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  4. Another case cracked by Sharts McGarnigle, P.I.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. My name is Dave, I'll be your dental hygienist today, please remove your thong.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. 9 out of 10 grocers agree that when selecting cucumbers it's beneficial to hold up the biggest one and yell "Hey it's the Hulk's dick!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Premiering right now, "Phrasecatcher 2: The Niggardly Retardant"

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 568 views

  8. “I sweat my asshole off delivering that. And now it belongs to the ages.", Lincoln muttered as he stepped off the Gettysburg stage.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. Check out my new 60s folk-rock/cereal jingle band, The Traveling Crunchberries

    By the_muteKi,
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  10. Screw world peace, I want my MTV!

    By the_muteKi,
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  11. Forget Florida Man, Heynong Man has the silliest superpower. Well, except for fucking Aquaman. Screw that guy!

    By the_muteKi,
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  12. Screw this, screw that, all in a day's work for Norm Abram

    By the_muteKi,
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  13. How many heynong-men must a heynong-man heynong, before you heynong him a heynong-man?

    By Thedge,
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  14. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the comedy show where the points don't matter and everything's made up. Like the points. We don't have those.

    By the_muteKi,
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  15. One small step for heynong-man, one giant leap for heynong-man-kind

    By Thedge,
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  16. Celebrate the spirit of the season with a nice refreshing glass of heynong!

    By the_muteKi,
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  17. All the world's a stage, and all the heynong-men and heynong-women merely players...

    By Thedge,
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  18. Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to plank

    By the_muteKi,
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  19. Peppers Peppers. Peppers? Peppers! Peppers... Peppers.

    By supdawgchill,
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  20. Well I'm a six point seven on the Andy Richter scale

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. I'm sorry I got outta hand but we're talking about Magic The Gathering so show some fucking respect.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 553 views

  22. Trust me doctor, I'd know if aliens probed my butthole. I probably just sat on the remote again.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 495 views

  23. REO Speed Wagon? You mean Reo's pee d. wagon! The d stands for dick.

    By rosenrosen,   
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    • 627 views

  24. Skip to my lou, Piranha Part Two, blatherin' blatherskite, chim chim cher-oo!

    By ShortFatCock,   
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    • 730 views

  25. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling this episode. This is gonna be great.

    By Kristoffer_____,
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    • 667 views
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