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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fell in love with a shish kebab in Albuquerque, and now we’re expecting our first shish ke-baby.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. Fellas, sometimes I like to sit on my hands so it feels like someone else is wiping away the tears

    By kemosahbe,
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  3. Fellate my fist; Scotty be pissed.

    By Skeevins,
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  4. Fellow Buffalo buff fellows, fellow Buffalo buff fellows butt flow, butt flow fellow Buffalo buff fellows

    By Clit Eastwood,
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  5. Female marsupial, male mallard, just let me know the the duckaroo's ready.

    By DigletFan69,
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  6. Feminism seems to have failed. Where's the "Yo Poppa" jokes?

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Feral hogs fear not hot dogs

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  8. Feral wolves roam these hills, indeed. But it is not the beasts you should be afraid of, boy, for the true horror is acid reflux. Here's a TUMS.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Fergie, will.i.am you be my valentine?

    By Toby Keith Sweat,
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  10. Fergus Gas Pant; his name delivers: his butthole explodes in splendiferous shiver.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Fertility doctor said I'm probably a one-hit wonder because of my Cumbawamba.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Festering wounds all up in your belly hole? Time to cream some Neosporridge Ointmeal in your bowl.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  13. fetch me a goose-berried harlet: I must exhume mine wineskin, and it must land on a starlet

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Few fans know the J.R.R. in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for Jim Ricky Randy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Few things make me happy wich is good because I'm not materialistic.

    By Facelist,
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  16. Fibrous foods get me in the mood, but Bean-o keeps my weeno meano.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Fickle pickles tickle and trickle, but sleek cheeks leak chic streaks.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Ficus, Ferns, and Farrah Fawcett. Three things that don't belong in your closet.

    By Nobodysanonymous,
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  19. Fiddle dee dee, I got shit on my knee

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  20. Fiddle me do. Fiddle me dee. Fool me once.....you can't fool me again. A shoe thrown did he.

    By Facelist,
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  21. Fiddle me this, Bluegrass Batman!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Fiddler on the roof. Diddler suckin’ flute. That’s how I was raised, how about you?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Fie on you, verminous peasants! And may the old gods be my witness: ye shall perish by my blade, lest you smash those LIKE and SUBSCRIBE buttons!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Fie on't fie t'is American Pie

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Fie on't fie; 'tis an un-weeded garden, dude - weed was WAY illegal back then, turned everyone to brooding, and mommy-murder.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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