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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We used to have a mortar and pestle, but the mortar broke. Or was it the pestle?

    By CharlesBrower,
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  2. rapunzel rapunzel, let down your family with that terrible rendition of Tainted Love

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm your host with the most ghost roast that can boast the most burnt toast... I think I'm having a stroke.

    By Sharchitect,
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  4. What's your favourite sphincter do on a sunday morning?

    By Tony Pepperoni,
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  5. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then that porcupine is a really talented impressionist.

    By KatherineIsOdd,
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  6. Once Yugoslavia, you never go bavia.

    By Tony Pepperoni,
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  7. Hedgehog dressage will always be my generation's riverdance and no entourage apologist can ever take that away.

    By the last tomato tickler,
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  8. Get out of the way Spandau Ballet, I just found my new spirit animal

    By the last tomato tickler,
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  9. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, especially if it's a blackhead (OR a whitehead), because then you've got all

    By dischargingfoul,
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  10. Heynong! Heynong! Don't Dream It's Over.

    By daniel1326657795,
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  11. I found Fegries clit under the couch: she's gonna shit when she arises!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Hay is for horses, better for cows, but that doesn't mean I can't stick it up my butt.

    By colin_moore,   
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  13. ive seen the greatest minds of my generation destoryed by pr and agents

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Papa was a rolling stone but in his defense mama was stationary slut.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. "I'm going for a real Sign's sign," said the sign maker to the alien consultant.

    By Traven Falos,
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  16. Every dog has his day! In honor of today's dog, Fluffy, this episode will be the very first podcast available to dogs. Enjoy Fluffy!

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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  17. Oh god, oh no, nobody submitted a catchphrase this week! I know you haven't been introduced yet, but help me out guest!

    By Leon The Leprechaun,   
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  18. I don't believe in BEATLES. I just believe... in cheese. Yogurt and cheese. That's reality. The cream is over, what more can I whey?

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Remember when Hiccup's dad died in How To Train Your Dragon 2? That was some fucked up shit.

    By googergieger,
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  20. Old MacDonald had a farm - until he was late on his mortgage payment.

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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  21. Try new Chicken Tinders - the snack that gets you laid!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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  22. I'm a critical darling in that everyone seems to love being critical of me.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. I know nit-picking isn't cool but that one nit just seems like he's someone want on my team.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. I cannot hold my tongue any longer. You, sir, are no Flava Flav.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. Don't miss Jared Leto and Will Smith in Suicide Squat, a gripping look inside the world of high stakes competitive base-shitting!

    By Shampoodler,
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