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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's just that, when I asked what food you had, it annoyed me that you said 'vegetables'... I mean, what am I gonna do with that, fry up a fuckin cabb

    By RoryJamesGibson,
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  2. I don't know when to use question marks?

    By Huge Madea Fan,
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  3. Even though proof is scant, I'm adamant that I saw Adam Ant planted in line to watch Ant-Man last night.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  4. Whoa sack sweaty, bamalam. Whoa sack sweaty, bamalam. It's sticking to my thigh, bamalam. Dip it in some pie, bamalam.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done...

    By Smozi,
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  6. If you're not funny, why don't you go and jump off that bridge?

    By Linctron3000,
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  7. Ladies and Gentlemen, David Bowie!

    By SteveH,
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  8. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus... and it ruined my parent's marriage.

    By Heynong Man,
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  9. Arm rests are for people who don't like punching

    By SteveH,
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  10. It can happen to you, all your dreams can come true. It's terrifying

    By SteveH,
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  11. A turkey ate my grits and it didn't even kiss them first

    By SteveH,
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  12. Global warming? Bring it on-my soup is getting cold!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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  13. If you look at my search history you can see into the future!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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  14. New shoes, fresh haircut, bleached anus? Looks like someone's really gunning for that promotion.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. A mans best friend is a dog. That's why I married Betsy. On no, Betsy is a human. I'm sorry if that confused you.

    By Mobster84,
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  16. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, there's about a 50/50 chance it's got a terrifying corkscrew penis!

    By scudwolf,
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  17. Sweet sassy molassy that's gooood root beer

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  18. Mandela effect? I don't know what you're talking about, Welcome to Comedy Death Ray Radio on Indie 103.1

    By TheMisterPipes,
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  19. I'd gladly pay you today for a hamburger tomorrow - I'm an eccentric millionaire, money means very little to me.

    By LesJizzerables,   
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  20. Consolidate debt and carefully consider the long-term ramifications of adjusted interest rates? In this economy!?

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Does the brood swoon? Does the egret regret? Hey, I'm just a cactus, buddy.

    By HeyNongerman,
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  22. FIFA is the Lance Armstrong of Pro-Kickball

    By OrigamiMami,
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  23. Everything tastes better with butter. Well, except for butter, which tastes exactly the same. The dairy lobby is deceiving us all!

    By Rutherford Atlas,
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  24. I have returned with The Fist of Stankhole, great-father. Our village is saved.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. As short and as sweet as.....

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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