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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. yikes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Thanks but no thanks, Gene Hackman, the only French connection I'm interested in is a big sloppy French kiss.

    By agentstinky,
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  3. Monkey pee, monkey poo.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  4. I know the routine: act like a pouty teen until you give me some poutine

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  5. Wheres my bench plaque?

    By CorbinVanderɀalm,
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  6. Shall I compare thee to a Summers day? No, because you are cold and miserable. Much more like a dark Winters morn! But I shall still make you laugh!

    By Bigsmak,
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  7. If dolphins are so smart, how come they can only communicate telepathically with ME?

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  8. "By Jove, you've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, Watson, 6 Twinkies in a single hour!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Bare ass passes gas past the last bass mass that thinks individually and not collectively.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. It’s not you, it’s me. Me and my can of corn. Me and my can of corn and a squirrel. A sexy squirrel named Alicia. And my can of corn. And me. Not you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Can I ask you two questions including this one?

    By Autastic,
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  12. Portland? More like Sportland, ammirite?  Nothing says Sportland like adding an "S" to the beginning of the word "Portland" as I have just demonstrated for all of you ball bopping puck fucking hoop humping Oregon sonsabitches only seconds ago. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Which is precisely why I never talk shit about Clowns or Strippers.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  14. Look out! Here comes Aukerman!

    By theegreg,
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  15. The last time a cup had so many people in disgust it had 2 girls involved.

    By Atypical,
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  16. In Texas calling someone a "cool uncle" is a verbal shorthand - alluding to sexual criminality

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. It's Monday morning so shake the dew off that daisy and don't be lazy, it's time for Ghost with Patrick Swayze.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  18. Scottsexorcism

    By TiffCesareo,
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  19. If you can't beat 'em, redraft the legislation prohibiting abuse and rectify it to phase instep with Violences' predilection.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. stick that in your pipe and smoke it! but as soon as your finished, i'd like my belly button lint back please.

    By CanonManley,
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  21. Come Mr. Bang Bang Man, bang bang me bananas.

    By rosenrosen,
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  22. Scouring pads, the old fashioned way to tell if you're a father.

    By Traven Falos,
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  23. Sure, I could submit a catchphrase that revolves around the word "fartsauce", but you know what, I'm classier than that.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. My stumps my stumps my stumps, my micro penis lump.

    By Shampoofler,
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  25. I'm as happy as a pig in shit! Oh my God, I AM a pig in shit... The ritual was a success!

    By Shampoodler,
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