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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Little Jack Horner sat on the corner, poor and destitute. He eats a discarded cocktail onion off his dirty thumb.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. I suspect there's more than Rock and Roll here so I'm reserving judgement on whether or not I like it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 251 views

  3. Ride and/or die

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  4. Sofia Coppola. Sofia Maxima Coppola.

    By LOLlard,
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  5. Great Scott! Even better podcast.

    By LOLlard,
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  6. I don't want to bang, I just want to work on dee drum all day.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  7. Try before you buy, buy before you die, die before your nemesis to deprive their life of meaning.

    By Cat-on-a-hot-ten-inches,
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  8. Please don't stare at the brain that hangs down below the wang, you may think it's insane, but that's just nuts.

    By Colonel Chester "Nips" McGee,
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  9. The Bays english muffin empire has been notified of your loyalties to the Thomas’ of Nook and Cranny. Your allegiance is misguided. YUM!

    By Mightyfyy,
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  10. Have you ever seen a worm do the human?

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  11. I’m a Prefontaine man in a Post Malone world.

    By LOLlard,
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  12. Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

    By Expandong,
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  13. Give me the meat boys and free my pole, I want to get topped on your podcast show.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  14. Call me "Late to Dinner", but don't call me anything else! I'm hungry, just not quite yet!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  15. Her name was Lola, She was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in her hair and feathers all over the rest of her too, a great big set of wings and a hell of a beak. It occurs to me now I may have given a hundred dollars worth of singles to a bird.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. You're telling me Misters Michel-Basquiat and Monet hit the road in a badass Honda Odyssey!? That's a real Jean-Claude van, Damn.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. What's your favorite Disney movie with more than 6 Tim Conways in it? Mine's Snow White and the Seven Dorfs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Two households, both alike in dem titties, / In fair Jersey Shore, where we lay our scene…

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. How much nurts could a peanurt nurt if Mr. Peanurt nurt nurt nurt?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Squirming vermin in my chemise cause me to fall to me knees and pray they don’t bite deez.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. No one cared who I was til I put on the mask - said the underaged kid trying to buy alcohol

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  22. You know what they say, possession is 9/10ths of The Exorcist.

    By Shitting Dick-Nipples,
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  23. We ain’t fakin’… Whole lot of Quake 3 goin’ on.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. They call me Mimi, but I don’t know why.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. I watch Minute to Win It with a bonnet on my noggin, eating Benihana takeout, rocking out to Kenny Loggins.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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