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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She says she talks to angels. Turns out she meant Hell’s Angels. And by “talks to”, she meant “has unprotected sex with”. And by “she”, I meant “me”.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. If you're not talking TMNT to me, put some TNT in your booty.

    By BigBootyBossBaby,
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  3. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, get rid of it all with VACCU-SEX-OTRONICS, the all-nude, all-robot cleaning company!

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  4. What's the frequency, Kenneth? Of these suppositories? Five up the butt every hour? No thanks I'll take my chances with the cancer.

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  5. My only regret is not fixing a lifetime of errors and poor decisions

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  6. You can't steal what you've already bought and you can't catch what you've already got.

    By Pablo Picasshole,
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  7. Stare at my clearly undescended testicle any longer and I'm turning this school bus around!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  8. Take the gun, sell it, then you’ve got cannolis for days.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. What do you call an office appliance that destroys documents? Welcome to another episode of Comedy Krang Krang

    By Port Man’s Lazy Toe,
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  10. Listen, I'm too sexy for my shirt, so much so that it physically hurts me, and I'm pretty sure cats WALK around this PetCo, so where better to shake my little tush!?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. It's hard to find the perfect Fortnite dance for your wedding, but once you've found it all that's left is meeting a woman.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Dapper Tuxedos, Comedy Southern Accent Lessons, Layer Cakes and Dragon Tattoos, all this and more on DanielCraigslist.com

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. I'm Pan-sexual, which means i'm only attracted to Robin Williams and Sandy Duncan.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  14. Jesus, take the wheel. Satan, you’re crowd control. In and out in 3 minutes, with as few casualties as possible. Let’s do this!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. What happens in a Zoom meeting, stays...on the company server and is promptly forwarded to HR.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  16. We’re gonna raw-gie doggie this auggie doggie and make my loggy doggy soggy, mommy.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  17. Grab hold of your grabby bits. This is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Jake Raven,
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  18. As an adult, it’s very difficult to find a non-sexual tickling partner.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. You’re all bolognese and caprese; I’m all baloney and Capri Sun.

    By LOLlard,
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  20. My mop top’s all the shop talk since Cop Rock.

    By LOLlard,
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  21. Squeegee Luigi and bleach Peach, Mario’s here with that look in his eye.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Piss, poop, puke, cum/I smell Salacious Crumb

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  23. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and don’t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. There’s a program of a single step, it’s got no air just pringle pep. If you wanna know how to make or beget, you gather the know-how to take a leaflet.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  25. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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