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1. They say pride goeth before a fall, but I can only go in public if I’m in a stall.

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2. Little Bo-Peep Has Lost Her Sheep and Little Hos-Peeped From Across The Street

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3. The knight is young... Demote him to squire!

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4. Roses are red; / Paul Hollywood’s eyes are blue. / I auditioned for the Great British Baking Show, / But they didn’t like my signature goo.

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5. Some of us LIKE matcha powder, PAUL!

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6. When life gives you lemons, grate the zest off and simmer it in cream. Otherwise your custard will turn out too tart.

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7. Blood is thicker than water but this wet t-shirt contest has taken a turn for the worse.

   By Edward James Almost Famous, July 28, 2020
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8. The wheels on the bus go lower and lower each year because our education system has no budget for air pressure gauges.

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9. The secret to life is simple: live, laugh, and put $20 of each paycheck into a high-dividend, low-risk blue chip stock for 45 years and then die rich AF. .

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10. Nikola Tesla was a great scientist but nobody talks about how he looked down on his peers Christopher Prius and Ickobod Smartcar.

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11. Country chodes take me home. To a place small and wide.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 28, 2020
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12. Every day is like a gift. If that gifr is a flaming bag of dog poop on the front porch.

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13. Creamy, chunky, and organic. Peanut butter or poops? Find out next on This American Life.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 28, 2020
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14. Gobstoppers candy: Now with 33% less gob.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 28, 2020
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15. Twim twam tweedildee dee. My wife is a whore and a cuckold I be.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 28, 2020
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16. The kingdom of heaven is always open. But close that damn window. God isn't made of money and the heat is escaping.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 28, 2020
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17. I wish I may. I wish I might. Squeeze a little juice tonight.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 28, 2020
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18. Live your life like a bunch of grapes: slimy, squishy, and unappealing.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 28, 2020
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19. These boots are made for Walken. Christopher Walken. And he's given me a gold watch as payment.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 28, 2020
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20. Doctor, doctor, I've got a case of the blues - and it's located entirely in my balls.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 28, 2020
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21. If you need a tiny house, I’m your man—if by “house” you mean “penis.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 28, 2020
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22. Bitches give me stitches, but my virginity gives me riches

    By Pastadeluca, July 28, 2020
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23. Why do we always have time for Tickle-Me-Elmo but never for Tickle ME, Elmo?

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 28, 2020
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24. I don’t care if Lester Holt is going to be there I’m not going to something called “a fart party”.

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25. If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s blue, that’s not poo. If it’s red, see a doctor.

    By Squirrelly Nut Stash, July 28, 2020
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