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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Astronomy, Gastronomy, or Grasstronomy; Nobody Rides for Free

    By Egregious_Philbin,
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  2. Hey I'm Scott Caukerman here to promote our new ED sponsor, Looking Pa Nub. When you've just got a nub, we know the wrong place to look. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,   
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    • 280 views

  3. Red leather / Yellow leather / Ubermenscher / Erik Lensherr

    By slowestjogger,
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  4. Who can make a Tik Tok dance with the Tick Tock Man? Scotty Auk can but can not dance.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  5. When it comes to meconium, the first is the worst.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. One fish, two fish, bounce bounce, shoot swish. Get those fish off the basketball court!

    By Lubel80,
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  7. I don't make threats, I make Eastern Promises. Hi! It's me, David Cronenberg, nice to meet you.

    By Bubble-Gut-Uncle-Fucker,
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  8. Two roads converged in a wood and I took the one less traveled by, because I'm a contrarian asshole.

    By B Dudley,
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  9. Gut bust leads to butt gust and butt gust leads to nut thrust and nut thrust leads to disgust.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. I'll be impressed with Jimmy Carter once he creates a habitat for these huge man titties.

    By B Dudley,
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  11. Keep your beagle and cream cheese, I'd prefer a St. Bernard and hollandaise sauce anyway.

    By B Dudley,
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    • 177 views

  12. No, I don't want to go to your house, Jamiroquai. Everything moves around!

    By B Dudley,
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    • 176 views

  13. Howdy Doody's a little tooty; Buffalo Bob must be talking out his booty.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  14. Never feed an aroused elk until after it finishes in the glovebox.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  15. The combined Slavic Citizenship and Plumbing course I took sent me Russian to the toilet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. A catchphrase

    By pubixcube69,
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  17. I threw up on a farm. Wait, that’s not right. I threw up on a farmer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth, then they have a plan, a fat lip, and maybe one or two questions about why a stranger just punched them in the face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Famous Amos had a famous heinous anus. A famous heinous anus, Famous Amos had. If Famous Amos didn’t have a famous heinous anus, whose famous heinous anus did Famous Amos have?

    By Fettuccine Wilfredo,
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  20. Best catchphrase submission

    By Pleasant Accidents Band,
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  21. You guys always try to make me do dirty things on the show, it ain't gonna work because I ain't that kind of Joe. It's downright annoying and really quite cliche, also right before the show I always use Reggie's bidet. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,   
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    • 300 views

  22. Bitch better have my mummy

    By Chode the Wet Sprocket,
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    • 209 views

  23. I'd rather help my Uncle Jack off a horse, than jack my uncle and a horse.

    By uplatewithhotdogs,
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  24. CBB Catchphrase

    By LizardKingShit,
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  25. Highway to the Danger Zone closed June to September, 1 AM to 4 AM. USE ALT. ROUTES!

    By MisterOriginality,
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