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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Well in that case, you should be more specific the next time you say, “Release the Kraken,” Mr. Neeson.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! I have to level with you here folks, this week's guests are pretty bad, even by our standards. But there's always next week right?

    By the constant pardner,
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  3. Gilmore Girls? More like Gil-less girls! I mean, they're not mermaids are they?

    By Mr. Popper's Penis,
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  4. Red Rover, Red Rover, bend Grover on over

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  5. A wise man once said: “the best defense is a good offense.” And then he conked me on the noggin.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  6. Aim for the stars. And do it with flair. Frankly, Rhett, I don't give a damn, so long as it doesn't touch my hair.

    By Biology Ain't Bad,
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  7. Congratulations, you’ve won a $100 Amazon gift card! Click here to claim your prize.

    By Little Toy Soulja Boy,
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  8. Don’t call me “sweetheart.” My glucose levels are normal.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep 'cause I'd miss you babe, and I don't have object permanence.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. This Emmental cheese is holier than thou.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Welcome to the Aukerman Asylum for the criminally humorous and the insanely funny!

    By nickypoo3000,
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  12. Zaire canoes tarpaulin, word salad and scrambled eggs.

    By LOLlard,
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  13. Grab ahold of my PMC squared-nis, said Albert.

    By YouUsedToUseYoutubeToYoutubeU2,
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  14. No fist-hands or butts about titts.

    By YouUsedToUseYoutubeToYoutubeU2,
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  15. I'm not sure how this machine works.

    By YouUsedToUseYoutubeToYoutubeU2,
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  16. Blaming your pants for making your butt look fat is very petty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. There’s nothing more embarrassing than cumming on your own face, except for cumming on your own face while on Jeopardy. That Trebek is a real kink-shamer.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. If something is as something does then my penis is a communist since it has failed every time it was tried.

    By Philmccrackn,
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  19. A hand in the bush is a triple bogie in golf but it’s an albatross in the sheets

    By Philmccrackn,
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  20. Slap my face and call me Sally, I'll shake your hand and thank ya, pallie!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. A French patootie tickles your Doug Flutie!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A doctor a day keeps Humana paid.

    By The Satire So-Sigh-Yetti,
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  23. Are you as jazzed as I am jizzed?

    By Dead Sea Squirrels,
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  24. Make thumb love not thumb war.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  25. If you want to read more books, I'd recommend reading shorter books.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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