New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. I've got an addictive personality; people can't get enough of my personality.

   By TootyBut2DButt, July 22, 2020
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2. Piss up a rope? Don’t mind if I do!

   By Euripides’ Shorts, July 22, 2020
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3. Milk milk lemonade around the corner is just a bloody mess.

   By Space jamming, July 22, 2020
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4. If loose lips sink ships, we really need to rethink our boat patchwork strategy.

   By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq., July 22, 2020
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5. Spread thighs, full erection, and I still can't lose my virginity. 

   By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq., July 22, 2020
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6. Eenie meenie miny and moe were all mauled to death by a tiger, wouldn’t you know.

   By Space jamming, July 22, 2020
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7. Let’s just say that, from an ornithologist’s point of view, turkey is my least favorite food.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, July 22, 2020
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8. A wizard orgasms precisely when he means to, welcome to comedy bang bang.

   By Sophie Ellis-Texter, July 22, 2020
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9. My girlfriend asked me to help her put her donkey to bed, so I sang "Swing Low," and that shit goes deep, so deep, so deep put that ass to sleep..

   By NVMcHAwk, July 22, 2020
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10. When a mommy and Daddy love each other very much. They fuck and have babies, get a warm cozy house, and the such. Isn’t that a beautiful thing, I don’t mean to be crass. Except when the mommy and daddy are pinworms and that nice cozy home is your ass.

    By Space jamming, July 22, 2020
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11. There’s more than one way to skin a cat but there’s no wrong way to suck on a chili dog.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D., July 22, 2020
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12. Hot, sweaty, and nude; no curtains, no problems!

    By unoclay, July 22, 2020
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13. It’s nice when mice come from owls’ bowels, ‘cause buddy, I study the turds of birds.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 21, 2020
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14. Wrap Your Arms Around Me, Jane. Shake Your Rump. That's how I like my Barenaked Ladies

    By LouSassel, July 21, 2020
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15. Get off my lawn!

    By LouSassel, July 21, 2020
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16. I saw a baseball sized spider, it was terrifying, then I saw a spider sized baseball; equally terrifying.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 21, 2020
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17. Misery loves Company and Carrie loves Sweeney Todd.

    By MisterOriginality, July 21, 2020
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18. Fart not, lest ye get mud butt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 21, 2020
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19. Chuck E. Cheese memoir: / Swarming hordes of farting kids / Stole my Skee-Ball tix.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 21, 2020
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20. What’s good for the meshugas is good for the Michigander.

    By LOLlard, July 21, 2020
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21. It’s only worth getting a warranty for your penis if it’s extended.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 21, 2020
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22. Rupaul is trying to make drag racing an Olympic sport.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 21, 2020
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23. Being a chick magnet is fun until you work with another chick magnet and you magnetically repel each other.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 21, 2020
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24. M. Night We're Gonna Party Like It's Shyamalanty-nine!

    By Crunchy NutSkin, July 21, 2020
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25. I did it all for the Nookie so you could eat my cookie

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic, July 21, 2020
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