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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I kiss my lass for each day passed. I slip her a 20 to tickle my ass.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  2. Hark the Geralds said to Steve. Do not touch my cream corn nor beans.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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    • 204 views

  3. It truly was a field of dreams until my family ran off with the coach of my team.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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    • 211 views

  4. Somber by the wind blows on, passing ‘twixt the tombs. Ya Mon.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  5. Menu? Menme? Me Man.

    By monkeychillin,
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  6. I could be your everything, but my wittle bitty tummy hurts!

    By CriterionCollectionfan1947,
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  7. You Know What They Say, Old Bruces Die Hard

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  8. There's a special place in Hell for Satan. It's called his office.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  9. Can you call a bug fat?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  10. Bread is God's dingleberries.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  11. There's a train of gravy for the next lucky lady.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 221 views

  12. Teenage Turtles, go go go! Mutant Ninja Turtles, save the world!

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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    • 299 views

  13. We're going to make this a short one since I've got to shit.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  14. Not to brag, but my father runs the local lottery so I'm pretty much guaranteed to never be stoned to death by the community.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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    • 271 views

  15. If Paris is burning then my loins are churning.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  16. Gassed in the ass by a blast from the past.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  17. I thought I heard the doctor incorrectly, but I indeed have Cat-Scat Fever.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  18. Aquaman may have his abs, but Aukerman has his abstinence pledge!

    By E-Bro The Letter,
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  19. Red eye by night: travelers’ delight. Brown eye by morning: toilets take warning.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. “Orange, you going to invite me in?” asked the vampire fruit bat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 237 views

  21. Could it be? The secret ingredient is the journey not the destination.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  22. Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the blood of a raccoon on my front bumper. Yikes.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  23. If you live in an impoverished rural area, work a blue collar job and society doesn’t respect you; you might be a redneck.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. When you get a new laptop always play the song Loser to make sure it passes the “Beck Dell” test.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Monkey scratch bum, sniff finger, fall out tree. Monkey lie down, lift legs, drink own pee.

    By Queef Witherspoon,
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