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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bring your C+ game, because it's gonna be dads vs shut-ins.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 479 views

  2. I'm trying to type up a "If Trump wins..." joke but it's hard when you're laying on the ground motionless, wishing aliens would destroy the earth.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 698 views

  3. I'm trying to type up a "If Trump wins..." joke but it's hard when you're exploding with what the Germans call Nation-Shame-Diarrhea

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 750 views

  4. I would like to draw the attention of the ladies and gentlemen in the jury to the defendants tiny little paws

    By henrysoup,
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  5. I'll have what she's having: menopause followed by a hysterectomy

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. I smashed her mouth, she chumba'd my wumba, it was the late 90's and we were in love.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 493 views

  7. I told her everything tastes better fried in bacon grease, but my burnt peen remained untasted.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. O that this too, too sullied flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a stew!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 694 views

  9. With friends like these, who needs any knees.

    By ThomasVijayMascarenhas,   
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    • 597 views

  10. It's like drive-time radio for shut-ins and theater fairies!!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 483 views

  11. Many seek the glory of Cuatro Hundro but few men nong the hey.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 466 views

  12. Splash Splash I was taken a back. Could Janet really be the killer? Could I still love her?

    By AstronomicalCat,
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    • 737 views

  13. Merging with my sister company is the only way to achieve my long term goal of running an incest company

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 497 views

  14. Pierced nips & thrusting hips, let's get this sharty parted.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 600 views

  15. Here at the Sex Education Hotline, we promise to answer all of your fucking questions

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 535 views

  16. Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was Eugene

    By Christian Science Slater,
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    • 569 views

  17. Someday a real rain'll come and wash all the scum off the streets. Until then it'll be mostly cloudy with some scattered drizzle

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 405 views

  18. You've Maymed into a fine young woman, Blossom

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  19. You know what they say: if the corn is knee-high by the Fourth of July, it'll be two knees high by the time I roll off your mamma.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 427 views

  20. Damn baby, you got a lotta junk in that trunk! You should probably get some help, hoarding is a real psychological disorder that shouldn't be ignored.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 583 views

  21. "Ba ba," that's what sheep said

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 565 views

  22. bonobos thedge larry mullen senior's son adam clay two thousand pounds klingon fluency and gender deficiency

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 724 views

  23. Remember when I said forget that thing about remembering the thing that I said earlier, it was about forgetting, remember? Just forget it, OK?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 545 views

  24. ROALD Dahl? Of the New York Dahls?

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 659 views

  25. Throw your beach towels over your screech owls, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 1527 views
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