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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm mysterious and sexy, ya dig?

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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    • 289 views

  2. Polly wanna cracker? Polly hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 219 views

  3. The feet are the REAL nether regions.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 206 views

  4. Let me be frank, Kevin Spacey has gone to Macy's to get some racy lacies.

    By AyeAyeCaptainFellatio,
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    • 184 views

  5. Sunday we have sundaes. Friday we have fry days. Tuesday we have pancakes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 219 views

  6. If you came here looking for aggressive advice about getting skates you can use on concrete, you're going to have to fucking get in line.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 246 views

  7. Flesh Golems of a Dissident Avatar: We are the hug emoji

    By jeremy wayne,
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    • 372 views

  8. The snozzberries taste like wallpaper.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 215 views

  9. And that’s how the sandwich was invented.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 224 views

  10. Put it on my card. Now shuffle the deck. Is this your card? I can’t pay the check.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 197 views

  11. Birds of a feather flock together. Birds clad in leather fly like Tim Allen in Wild Hogs.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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    • 242 views

  12. It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings but fat shaming is cancelled so let's keep this party rolling.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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    • 250 views

  13. Bang my ear once, shame on you. Bang my ear twice…is it Monday already?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 212 views

  14. My wife's boyfriend says I can stay up late, apart from the nights when they go on a date.

    By EggMcGee,
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    • 187 views

  15. Bang once for erotica; bang twice for comedy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 227 views

  16. Jimmy Eat World then jimmy poop world

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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    • 248 views

  17. If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts then butts would be nuts and we'd all be pooping little sperms.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
    • 1 reply
    • 271 views

  18. If you wanna solo Sulu, then you'd better check with Checkov

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 206 views

  19. 1 for the cup. 2 for the girl. 3 to get ready. I hope it's a swirl

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 187 views

  20. I spy with my little eye two big ol cheeks to clap. 

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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    • 200 views

  21. If snitches get stitches, do kisses get Swiss piss?

    By Al Tanferd,
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    • 208 views

  22. To pee or not to pee, that is transgression.

    By Al Tanferd,
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    • 194 views

  23. I was told my face looks like deep fried chilli fries by some polite youngsters. What do they know!

    By Al Tanferd,
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    • 195 views

  24. In the future, cyber-sex will be when you bone in the back of your Tesla Cybertruck.

    By Al Tanferd,
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    • 211 views

  25. I’ve been told I sleep in a funny place.... My Eddie Murphy Bed.

    By Al Tanferd,
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    • 189 views
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