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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Like my grandma always said, "Gary Busey, hairy pusey"

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 217 views

  2. I'm a lot like the moon. I may look rough on the surface, but on the inside, I'm full of secret mole people

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 153 views

  3. Samuel L. Jackson brand paper towels are the quicker, thicker motherfucker

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 139 views

  4. Like all illiterate middle-aged men I'm fighting the battle of the bugle. Taps again? You muthafucka!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 172 views

  5. Uh, why didn’t Don Henley and Glenn Frey just take the Ring to Mordor?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 185 views

  6. We must simply be it and do it, and then it will be done.

    By Nad Rojers,
    • 0 replies
    • 150 views

  7. I spilled some milk yesterday and I still can't seem to pull it together

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 164 views

  8. We are not an AI. Why would you think that about us?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 148 views

  9. You can tell she wants you by the soft tremble in her voice as she leans in and whispers, "Moo."

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 139 views

  10. Instead of always taking one step forward and two steps back, boost your productivity and progress by staying put

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 145 views

  11. Captain's Log: Medium firmness with visible corn kernels.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 2 replies
    • 271 views

  12. Sorry I'm out of breath, I heard Barney was gobbling Fred's fruity pebbles and I just ran right over, but this isn't what I imagined

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 150 views

  13. Everything looks like a nail, if all you have is a sex addiction.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 216 views

  14. When life gives you Lyme Disease, make Lyme Diseaseaid.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 287 views

  15. There's going to be two bangs; me banging your head, and you banging the floor. Then me banging your wife, so actually three, three bangs.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 234 views

  16. Meghan and Harry, putting the sex in Sussex since 2018.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 243 views

  17. My good sir, you must concur, the lady beaver's worth the fur.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 210 views

  18. Three Men AND a baby? In this economy?!?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 195 views

  19. Anything you can do, I can do wetter. I'm so very damp.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  20. *Actually* Fran and Ken Stein were the names of a nice retired couple from upstate New York. "The Monster" is their adult son who lives in their basement and thinks he's a D.J.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 2 replies
    • 229 views

  21. Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to SIIIIIIIIIING!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 195 views

  22. You may have failed, but at least your heart was in the right place...slightly left of the center of your chest.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 220 views

  23. 2B or not 2B, that is the question. I can't remember which apartment is mine.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 4 replies
    • 428 views

  24. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but fondling makes the part grow longer.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 210 views

  25. Am I having sex with a drill? Of course not! I'm doing a bit.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 4 replies
    • 255 views
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