Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. If you can’t beat ‘em, suck ‘em!

    By dickcheesecake,
    • 0 replies
    • 239 views

  2. Thou dare show me thine penis?! When thoust knowest I doth detest the bare genitalia of the man sex?!

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 228 views

  3. Acid for breakfast. Molly for lunch. That’s what I call a candy flip brunch!

    By dickcheesecake,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  4. If the dong is long please ring the gong

    By dickcheesecake,
    • 0 replies
    • 239 views

  5. If god is dead that means the throne is up for grabs. Let’s get to sitting!

    By dickcheesecake,
    • 0 replies
    • 245 views

  6. You don’t need the Internet if you have DMT in a vape cartridge

    By dickcheesecake,
    • 0 replies
    • 256 views

  7. My roommate never does the dishes

    By dickcheesecake,
    • 0 replies
    • 227 views

  8. Before cumming Zack always says “release the Synder nut”

    By dickcheesecake,
    • 0 replies
    • 233 views

  9. Don’t forget to tighten the balls on your septum ring before eating ass

    By dickcheesecake,
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  10. Stick a stethoscope in my butt and call me dr. Slut

    By dickcheesecake,
    • 0 replies
    • 229 views

  11. New catchphrase submission

    By dickcheesecake,
    • 0 replies
    • 232 views

  12. I’ve got ice in my veins so I’m honestly wearing this condom mostly for warmth.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 194 views

  13. Remember those days of terror when nip scooping was all the rage.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 230 views

  14. This is my hard hat, I wear it whenever I’m hard.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 199 views

  15. Give me a third of a meter massage or as they’d call it America a foot massage.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 196 views

  16. The sailor and tailor got caught in the baler. Suffice it to say, they're dead.

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 213 views

  17. Cut me in line to take my place and I'll cut off your nose and spit in your face

    By TheMoonsAJerk,   
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  18. The chromium in the Czech Republic falls curiously in the “cold drinks” bucket.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 199 views

  19. Diddle me dis: my urine is piss.

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 223 views

  20. Buttery duddery, the blubber-boy notary / focked up his Crock butter docs.

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 223 views

  21. Plant shawarmas! More than meat inside!

    By MisterOriginality,
    • 0 replies
    • 199 views

  22. Kunta Kinte

    By Barelynudes,
    • 0 replies
    • 213 views

  23. I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

    By LordBabyHat,
    • 0 replies
    • 219 views

  24. Gather round to smoke our thing and hear the tales of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train wears an overcoat with stains. In a flash, I saw a rash accompanying his cane.

    By LordBabyHat,
    • 0 replies
    • 233 views

  25. Your sarcastic words are plastic, please grasp it from my basket. I won't carry this shit, no matter how fantastic.

    By LordBabyHat,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views
×