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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You're listening to Comedy Bang Bang and this is the listener-submitted catchphrase

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  2. I'll show you why all my jack-o'-lanterns look surprised just as soon as the trick-or-treaters go home

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 151 views

  3. Conan the Barbarian Needs a Fiend. To Kill

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 147 views

  4. I guess asking my doctor "is it in yet" says more about my asshole than it does about his finger

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. "We, The People?" Real descriptive, guys. Good luck with your "country."

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. If you're going through hell, keep going. Super Hell is next and it's WAY more metal.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 147 views

  7. Help! I got funny fucked in a Ronald McDonald House!

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  8. Two in the clink equals ten in the stink.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  9. i spent a whole year on a quest to find the perfect hamburger, but in the end it turned out the real perfect hamburger was the friends i made along the way

    By grumblegoose,
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    • 261 views

  10. I'd be more impressed if Joey Hotdog ate 10 chestnuts in 76 minutes.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  11. It was all fast and furious until Jesus took the wheel.

    By Jonathan Astonish,
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  12. Thick spit & hot shits, tight shirts show off my long nips.

    By Clit Huxtable,
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  13. My bitch of a boss just fired me after I told her she had a beautiful body. Yeah, she definitely held that against me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. My guidance counselor said I have the skills to count the tills

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. A turd in the hand is worth two in the tush

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. Lost my job because I'm a nihilist. Hate to break it to you, sheeple, but to the cruel hands of time, those kids were dead already!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 188 views

  17. The sky is blue because it's made of water, dumb shit. It's called rain, ever heard of it?

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  18. I may not have any shows in development, but I am lit on green

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. If I had a Hammer, I could really get this record company off the ground

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 139 views

  20. Are you really Jabba the Slut or just Huttease?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. Close the door, Snowball! Were you raised in a barnyard dystopia?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. That guy physically pushed me! But, even worse, he NON-physically pushed me!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. If coffee is for closers, how do you get it out of the can in the first place?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 128 views

  24. This ain't an 80s rock band, it's Hugs For Plugs. Send your theme songs to the zoo.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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    • 159 views

  25. I didn't think the Legend of Tom Jones would involve so many Ropey Loads.

    By Scam Elliot,
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