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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hold the mayo, and don't let go......don't ever let go.

    By Frenchfries,
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  2. Catchphrase: The grab it, guess it, pass it game!

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. "Rub up on these pan-cakes, boss." said the Culture Hero.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 484 views

  4. Hey mom! We are out of fruit roll ups.

    By ChuckWilkis,
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  5. You can lead a horse to water or you can write it into a bad sitcom about two waitresses—how the hell does that last six seasons? Boobs, that’s how.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Regardless of how we all feel, at the end of the day, it's going to be 11:59 PM.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. I recently went speed dating and now I'm in a relationship with Sandra Bullock on a bus that won't stop

    By AlexDale,
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  8. treat everyday like it's your ass

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. If you can hear this, you're too close to your coworker's headphones

    By AlexDale,
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  10. I can't be totally sure but I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is that she wears lacy underwear

    By AlexDale,
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  11. Aggressively supporting Trump is not Scott Baio's greatest sin. Remember Joanie Loves Chachi?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. Are you there god? Its me, the person you keep calling and breathing all creepy at. Didn't think I'd find out with your nasty ass, did you?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. "and then Johnny invited me onto the couch, and you were there, and you were there, and you were there."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. It might be a bit late in the game to mention this, but... "hot dog" is actually two words

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Dec the halls with boughs of heynong, WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP

    By CanadianBangBang,
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  16. I have Ho-Ho (ho-ho). Bring nine cans of creamed corn to the Old Mill bridge at midnight. Your Xmas Ho-tacular hangs in the balance. And no funny stuf

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Frog legs may be big in France, but those reptile limbs make me do the icky-yucky dance

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Porno for Pyros once said we'll make great pets, I say sign me up for potty training classes

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Straight outta Compton...you're gonna want to take the 105 West to the 110 North to the 101 North to Exit 7

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Oh yeah? And what are you doing to do about it, Ho-Ho? Assimilate my mitochondrial DNA via horizontal gene transfer!? You just try it!! (ho-ho)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Play. Prey thee: play! Play lacrosse with Right Said Fred. >gulp!<

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Sanders, Trump, and Clinton all agree: "We have never heard of Comedy Bang-Bang"

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 451 views

  23. When they say "those were the days" do you think they meant to say "those were the Dazed and Confused DVDs I've been looking for"?

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. All my boss talks about is profit this and profit that...which is weird because he's an atheist

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Hi, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang I'm Scott Aukerman...or am I?

    By SeanMcNamara,
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