I have Ho-Ho (ho-ho). Bring nine cans of creamed corn to the Old Mill bridge at midnight. Your Xmas Ho-tacular hangs in the balance. And no funny stuf

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

I have Ho-Ho (ho-ho). Bring nine cans of creamed corn to the Old Mill bridge at midnight. Your Xmas Ho-tacular hangs in the balance. And no funny stuff!