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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Breit barts, dim wits, can't lose.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Excuse me, Barkeep, but I ordered the bay breeze cocktail and what you gave me is neither brackish nor fish-forward.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Poor privilege is when a roach scurries across your foot and you just greet him by name. Sup Gavin

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Hey now, MISTER E. Cheese is my father! W... um, WAS... my father. I- I'm sorry, it's still pretty new. Anyway, I'm, uh... I'm Chuck.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Pee all you can pee

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results", I said while masturbating

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. I've never looked into what a Hoochie Coochie Man actually is. Even as a child I knew it was none of my business.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. If you're cold, they're cold. Put your balls away.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. I've been doing a lot of meditating lately; I'm totally self-centered now.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Something bad about the U.S. Post office. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  11. Catchphrases are like assholes; we've all got 'em and it's fun to put other peoples' in your ears. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  12. If you can't beat 'em, you just need to get better at nunchucks

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Gonzaga University? No, no, my dear boy, I went to Gorgonzola U!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. They better shoot another gorilla soon, I need a good reason to take my dick out

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Jeffrey Jones, Gary Glitter, and Jeffrey Epstein... put 'em in the pedophile file!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Find a penny, screw the luck, leave it there, cuz pennies suck

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Eat a pig become a pig

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. My niece's Reese's Pieces eaten by geeses? Jeeces!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. And in the red corner, RRRRRRRRRichard Geeeeeeeeere!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. Goblins never jump as high as you think they should. It's fucking bullshit

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. Don't confuse the NASDAQ and Nadsat. You'll get a pain in the Gulliver

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. Pragmatic Priscilla proclaimed preplanning properly produces prime property prices promptly.

    By Defend Ruins,
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  23. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of this diarrhea on the bathroom scale is yours?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. If it looks like cum, and it smells like cum... it might be tapioca pudding.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Not all who wander are lost. For example, I myself am looking for dead bodies

    By StopEatingBees,
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