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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Careful Lana, the last name Lang is on the Fritz. Today on "A Tale of Two Metropolises"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Did you know they never said "Beam me up, Scotty" on any episode of Star Trek. But they did used to say "BEAN me up, Scotty" and he'd serve them chili

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. This fall, put the VEST in Harvest with a sexy new crop top!

    By jakerobathan,
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  4. A noose, or perhaps an alpine butterfly loop you say? I think knot.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. I'd have more sympathy for these frostbite victims if they hadn't shown up at the hospital in blackface

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. i for one welcome this new batch of not-so-superstars.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished and much anticipated by the commoners; however, I am concerned that yo mamma won’t last five minutes in the p

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury...Sailor Uranus? Why not try leasing her your anus first, and see how that goes.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  9. We humbly bow to our new alien overlords. Despite their insistence that Linkin Park is the greatest band ever.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. Surely, "caveat emptor" is just an anagram. Cave...ate...mptor? Cave ate Mptor! Probably because Mptor sells crummy bread!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. We had beefs. Bury the hatchet, because it's water under the bridge. Now bury the hatchet in a hobo under the bridge. Bum steaks, anyone?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. What's up, Knackwurst?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. I could sure go for a snack...If the cheese and salami fits...put them on the Ritz! So, so buttery and delicious.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. If this Asgard's Ragnarockin', don't come a knockin'. If you open Heimdall's door, you'll be leaving mighty Thor.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  15. How can you be so obtuse? This appendicitis is acute! And you call yourself a doctor? Would you like a carrot?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. How now brown cow, you ask? Well, to that, I say mighty fine, you sublime bovine.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. Please bear with me while I paste on this fake plastic smile and plough through this shit one more time

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  18. Obama's not coming FOR your guns, he's coming ON your guns. It's kinda his thing

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Before midnight, however, we're definitely going to keep it tucked discreetly inside

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. I just want to live long enough to see Natalie Merchant become Natalie CEO.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  21. Thanks for calling Wok of Life. Tonight's special: buy one order of Money Pho Nothin', get a side of chicken fo' free.

    By DaytonRayTondre,
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  22. You've heard of Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics, but I bet you never heard his Fourth Law which was mostly just how to clean their robotic sex holes.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  23. Bury your dreams in the backyard (that's an analysis metaphor by the way)

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. I used to play violin, now I just fiddle around

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  25. If Beyonce is married to fiance, please give Fiona Apple a diet peach snapple.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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