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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. only he who is pure of heart can wield the phrase of catch

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. ♫♪...The Voblex is a catchphase pro. He's waiting by the foam. The Voblex is in charge of finding the April Fools Rebel....♪♫

    By Asreial,
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  3. When you're at the dmv to get your new ID, diarrhea.

    By MaryAustin,
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  4. On this day in 1874 a Dutch scientist unwittingly coined the phrase "boner sauce".

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. We do not exist outside of our collective ego and our universe is doomed to heat-death and pure and total darkness. I cannot drive you to the airport.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Zoinks! That labradoodle couldn't tapdance its way out of an apricot factory!

    By Poopturd McSplooge,
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  7. Look son, The Big Dipper! And there's Perseus! And your mother and I are getting a divorce! And there's Orion!

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. After Marky Mark left, the group stopped showering, thus truly becoming "the Funky Bunch."

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. I traded in my tears and got mild phobias back. Tears for Fears my ass!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. All of my neighbors want to know who I'm voting for, but I tell them each the same thing: I am a convicted arsonist.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. People don't like Groban jokes, but they need to remember we're just Josh'in around.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. I fell in love with college porn when I dropped out

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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  13. hey B, see def g's hate i (jk)

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. "Things that irritate me: people that think their dog is a person; people that refer to a professional sports team as 'We'; and racists." - Brian Pose

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Take a seat Donahue there's a new kid in town

    By DanC,
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  16. Notice is hereby given that Todd A. Horsefucker intends to present a petition to the court to change his name to Steven A. Horsefucker.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Time to take the fall out shelter out of mothballs, Scottie's about drop some truth bombs.

    By DanC,
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  18. A sound so sweet, you'll think you're listening to Hanson.

    By DanC,
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  19. Treat yourself to some key lime pie.

    By DanC,
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  20. Uncle Scott's corn crib. You will never find a more wretched hive of recursive skullduggery.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. We're in the middle of Jan right now. It's dark. It feels cold. I see some lint. It's Jan's belly button!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. 23 skidmarks poo-poo

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Roses are red, violets are blue, Obama's law against sock-puppets is a gross violation of my human rights

    By henrysoup,
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  24. That dog won't hunt corn, cause corn don't run, honey bun.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Introducing the all-new Comedy Bang Bang mascot, the Corndogburglar, and his signature catchphrase "Gimme dat gimme dat gimme dat corndog, man!"

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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