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1. Gallop apace you fiery-footed steeds! THIS candidate needs to catch up in the Gallup Poll!

   By wafflefries, January 13, 2016
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2. Open wide and say 'Thank you Daddy'

   By Roobstickles, January 13, 2016
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3. Buy me some peanuts...

   By Ticholas, January 13, 2016
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4. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar wetly protuding from your lover's turd canal.

   By Shampoodler, January 13, 2016
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5. 50 ways to leave your lover?? Hey Paul Simon, what's wrong with a good ol' murder-suicide?

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6. Wouldn't it be nice if we were older, then we wouldn't have to wait so long.....to die of cardiovascular disease

   By Pure Guava, January 13, 2016
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7. I waited a long time to say this, tune in next week to see if I finally do

   By Pure Guava, January 13, 2016
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8. Never count your cobs before they're shucked.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, January 13, 2016
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9. Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken says cock-a-doodre-roo

   By Pure Guava, January 13, 2016
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10. I've heard of nostaligia tours but no one wants to see Just Ok Middle-Aged Cannibals!

    By Shampoodler, January 13, 2016
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11. Food Pyramid? Circle of Life? When are we going to stop letting these Geometrists from pushing their life values on us?

    By LordSn0w, January 13, 2016
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12. blow blow blow your scrote till it violently delivers a cream-stream

    By KrangkaDelic, January 5, 2016
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13. Oh Thanos, must you go on about those gems all the time.

    By DanC, January 5, 2016
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14. Women of Cornwall, I put my pants on one leg at a time—but not like you. My pants have a third leg, if you know what I mean...

    By Colfax McLiverneck, January 13, 2016
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15. I see pee

    By be easy on me, January 11, 2016
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16. selected lives matter

    By KrangkaDelic, January 5, 2016
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17. I love you, Sam! Let's go steady.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, January 5, 2016
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18. You really know how to push my butto-- NO, NOT THAT ONE! (the building explodes)

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, January 5, 2016
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19. "ahhhh, le Wack Bar", said vague vogue Frenchy

    By KrangkaDelic, January 5, 2016
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20. Sweater in winter, nary a splinter; sweater in summer, farce of a mummer

    By Y.K.K. Zipper, January 5, 2016
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21. But officer, I was only applying hand lotion, using my genitals as an applicator, here in the supermarket. Is this not America?

    By Shampoodler, January 5, 2016
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22. Confucius say please stop reading my wisdom aloud in a stereotypical Asian voice.

    By Shampoodler, January 5, 2016
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23. This episode was directed by Michael Bay so get ready for some blow 'em ups and sweater pups

    By Pure Guava, January 5, 2016
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24. The worst Bob Durst crime rhymes are still better than the best OJ slaying orations.

    By Shampoodler, January 5, 2016
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25. Exit life. Enter night. Take my hand, Corn Coberman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, January 5, 2016
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