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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fade in...close-up of elderly man in mirror with blank expression, mouthing the wrong words to "I Took A Pill in Ibiza"...fade to black.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  2. Shove it up yer hoop ya bleedin' bollix!

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Don't call me a lazy boy!-For i am but a mere stool and a lady at that!

    By AnthonyHazard,
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  4. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the New York Times, year end, "Best of, Worst of" edition.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  5. Who's Belgian and what did she do with my tank top?

    By hills and meadows flora fauna,
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  6. Don't write erotic fiction, despite exotic diction, & mild despotic symptoms. It just isn't worth it long term

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. I may be overweight, but it's not my fault the best way to get rid of gluten is to eat it

    By MrBigglesworthSentMe,
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  8. If your election lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor and tell him that most elections last much longer than 4 hours

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  9. Grimble Gramble Grumble Gree, riddle have I thus for thee. Who played Cyrus the Virus in the 1997 film Con Air?

    By RandyMiller,
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  10. I dont mean to wax philosophical but does Madame Tussaud have a statute of Aristotle?

    By Jon Onyx,
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  11. Prostitution is the original paywall.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. I'll try to keep this brief: the People of the United States v. Comedy Bang Bang

    By dog_in_space,
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  13. Toby or not Toby: That is the Michael Scott question

    By dog_in_space,
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  14. I ate my dinner from that dumpster outback. And yes I do mean Outback Steakhouse.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. The cat's in the cradle and the baby is missing, and the cat looks significantly fatter than he did before.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. As we say goodbye to Dads and Grads remember this: American Independence was won in a month called JEW LIE. If you think America is free think again.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Did you get lucky last night? Cuz Daddy got Fucky last night!!

    By Happy2Bhere,
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  18. Moist like NOICE!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. A cross-stitch in time bores nine. Sewing is lame.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. it's time to stop making weapons of mass destruction and focus our energies on methods of trash reduction.

    By the ostrich,
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  21. Every New Beginning Can Kiss Some Other Beginning's Rear End, We're Open 24 Hours A Day

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  22. Bundle my undies and call me "Chafed"

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  23. friar tuck rule

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. Air conditioner? Not a fan.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. I'm sorry you found the movie disappointing but in all fairness, I did warn you it was unlikely Captain America actually fought at Appomattox.

    By Air Impaler,
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