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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. People often ask me why I'm running for mayor, and even more often why I live in a tent outside the petting zoo.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. I negotiated a three-way with the Parker Brothers much to Milton Bradley's chagrin.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 372 views

  3. I'm Papa Porkchop Aukerman, no autographs, no autographs.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 359 views

  4. I ain't afraid of no g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghosts!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. My glasses look so good I would say I am B-spectacled verging on A-spectacled even!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. I've got a new lease on life but the monthly payments are killing me!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 393 views

  7. I'm a little rusty on what they call iron oxide that is formed on iron or steel by oxidation.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Chapstick means something very different on Downton Abbey.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Chocolate and cheese, do as you please. Vanilla and butter, you're a fucking nutter

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Jiro wet dreams of sushi, that sick fish freak

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. My wife has got so many feet...

    By PeterLisinski,
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  12. The god-king Xerxes looked upon his gyro and demanded more onions but the proud Greeks of the deli counter would not submit.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 402 views

  13. I got your Powerballs right here, in my pants, specifically in my pocket, adjacent to but not making direct contact with my testes.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Yea, though I walk through the valley of cornmeal, I shall fear no weevils.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. My earbuds are neck and hair. It's more a proximity thing than a true friendship though.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. GET UP, GET BACK! HERE COMES THE RHYTHM ATTACK!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  17. Jeremy Piven to me.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. 2 teaspoons garlic 1 cup shredded parmesan 2 cups cubed ham 1 cup milk 4 cups tortellini. They found all that up your mom's butt?

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. If men were the ones who had to get pregnant, paid leave and neo-natal care would be X-TREEM!!!!!!!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 610 views

  20. Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae, now watch me parse, now watch me titrate, now watch me work, now watch me escrow

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 500 views

  21. Now is the winter of our this-content made glorious summer by this sun of Dork.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  22. When it comes to dutching ovens, I pop pudding like Trill Cosby.

    By liver_shot,
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  23. Much like his father before him, the pull-out sofa leaves no stains.

    By liver_shot,
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    • 499 views

  24. I can't wait to crack open a cold one at Auntie Necrophilia's house.

    By liver_shot,
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    • 643 views

  25. Get outta my dreams, get into my tauntaun.

    By Shampoodler,
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