Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. With great power comes great responsibility, and with a great meal comes an amazingly satisfying bowel movement.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 397 views

  2. The man, looking at his flab, prayed to god for washboard abs. Growing sad, getting up to grab his white flag...

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
    • 1 reply
    • 519 views

  3. No matter what you build, ghosts will come and play baseball

    By BonjaminJehnson,
    • 1 reply
    • 512 views

  4. It's not Deliverance. It's Ned Beatty getting buttfucked by a Digiorno.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 701 views

  5. (soon-to-be) dead man Walken

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 397 views

  6. Donald Trump is an anagram for Don Turd Palm.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 1 reply
    • 390 views

  7. Puberty separates the men from the boys

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 385 views

  8. Durrrrr, I'm Betty Crockerman and I just learned to use the MikeRowePhone! Welcome to Sodomy Chain Gang! Durrrrrr!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
    • 1 reply
    • 485 views

  9. Forget about all films coming out next year. The big reboot in 2017 will be Battletoads Retoaded: Lords of the Lily Pad.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 1 reply
    • 344 views

  10. Jeez Aziz, J.C. is the O.G. master of nuns, if ya please.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 455 views

  11. I think Chris Cornell was actually killed by the Corn-Whackers. It's a corn-spiracy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 1 reply
    • 382 views

  12. New York, New York, it's a helluva town! I've bleached my anus, but it's still kind of brown.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 508 views

  13. An anagram for "catchphrase" is "parsec hatch", which could mean Comedy Bang! Bang! has figured out warp travel.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 1 reply
    • 485 views

  14. I’ll always love you, I’ll never be an apologist. When you shot me your first glance, cupid shot my heart like John Wilkes Booth as a cardiologist.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 1 reply
    • 524 views

  15. The post new topic button is a lot like your mom's ass, you probably shouldn't tap that shit 200 times a week.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 569 views

  16. Phillip Phillips' Phillips-head screwdriver was found in Phillip Phillips' KFC Fill-Up box.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 1 reply
    • 481 views

  17. You might think I have nothing better to do than write catchphrases all day. Well you'd be wrong. I can still masturbate one more time at least

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
    • 1 reply
    • 368 views

  18. They call it a forklift, but it can also lift spoons and knives. False advertising!

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
    • 1 reply
    • 390 views

  19. No one knows the evil hidden by Wheel of Fortune. The wheel hides a sacrifice pit, the Sajak face a mask for Moloch.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 1 reply
    • 361 views

  20. Prayer-warriors mobilize! This chicken-fried steak ain’t gonna resurrect itself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 455 views

  21. It's not so much the heat that I can't handle in the kitchen, it's more how I ate a chip directly out of the oven and now my mouth is on fire.

    By Reneenongman,
    • 1 reply
    • 516 views

  22. Make Comedy Bang Bang Comedy DeathRay again.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 419 views

  23. Wake me up before you Fro-do, gotta take The One Ring back to Mo-do.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 444 views

  24. Oh, what a day it was. The sun was shining. The birds were chirping. The moon was there for some reason. What is happening? Are these the end times?

    By Crack Nicholson,
    • 1 reply
    • 550 views

  25. my brash blag of hash tag flash swag was a rash brag - my bad.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 428 views
×