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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whitney Houston we have a problem! And that problem is death

    By MarshFrownsend,
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  2. Grand Theft Olive Garden!

    By deadmimewalking,
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  3. Bickity bickity bam, Scotty Auk is the man!

    By Psychotron7x2,
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  4. Voulez-vous fuck me ce soir?

    By chesterdouglas,   
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  5. If you love someone set them free but make sure they leave all the restraints, ball gags, collars, and chains behind because

    By elizamuffins,
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  6. That gum you like is coming back in style

    By deadmimewalking,
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  7. As proud as candlewax and as viscous as a drenched militia hopping loftily eastward in the autumn

    By BLOOOR,
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  8. Perfect for listening to in your car, your office, your church- anywhere you usually masturbate!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  9. If God didn't want me to masturbate, then why'd he make my hands boobs so big? Badoinky Shloink.

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  10. Fuck, Marry, Kill: Da police, Christmas and a mockingbird.

    By dafteskimo,
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  11. Between you and me, I'd rather be homely than homeless.

    By EldadGo,
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  12. Live...from Spew York. It's Saturday FRIGHT!

    By Albert_Edison,   
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  13. This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this is an abandoned Bennigan's

    By JoshHiggins,
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  14. Easy come, easy go. Easy come back, you forgot your mittens!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. They all ran after the farmer's wife, who cut off their tails with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sight in your life

    By boardsandrec.com,
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  16. I looked in the mirror and had a fright; I was trapped in a riddle that Saturday night.

    By PiltdownMan,   
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  17. I’ll have a Mulgravey’s Crutch on the rocks with a twist of satsuma

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Consensual Sex Pro Tip For Sex

    By Joey_Vee,
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  19. Hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug loves movies. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By keithorpe,
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  20. The general consensus is that John Denver probably had weird balls

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  21. Tonight's episode is brought to you by Comedy Tang Tang...

    By Not Tacoman,
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  22. What's up?

    By tompaste,   
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  23. I typed 'Loserville' into my GPS as a joke, but it just keeps saying, "arrived at destination." What the hell...?

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  24. Adam Scott and I took shits in adjacent stalls. He said, "Hey U2!" And I said, "Like the band!" And we high fived our boners.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 2 replies
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  25. What is a man but a miserable pile of shit

    By rod aug,
    • 1 reply
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