New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. I watched the entire show, just to see the Rose Ceremony...

   By Bernard_Shakey, January 19, 2016   

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2. I hear people use "drinking the Kool-Aid" as an insult. But that stuff's delicious!

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3. I have a condition known as Face Blindness, where I'm constantly forgetting if I should use one or two pieces of bread when making a sandwich.

   By Bernard_Shakey, January 19, 2016   

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4. I said, "I meant you are excessively dee also, the previous wording was my mistake," and he said, "I don't get it."

   By BradDer, January 19, 2016
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5. Spiderman does whatever a spider can, but mostly he crawls in your mouth while you sleep

   By BradDer, January 19, 2016
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6. Viva La Vida Ala: My Cousin Vinnie Vinne Vicci!

   By VonWolf, January 20, 2016   

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7. Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. How's Tuesday the 2nd looking for you? Meetings 'till 3? OK how about 4:30 then? Good? See you then.

   By Pure Guava, January 19, 2016
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8. Hey! This is guest host Princess Jazz-Hands stepping in for Scott Auker-Lame

   By BretonTillinghast, January 19, 2016
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9. and in the end, it didn't matter, for dumbledore outlived snape in every way

   By ieatpants, January 19, 2016
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10. Comin' to you live from the Scotty-Potty

    By BretonTillinghast, January 19, 2016
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11. Reggie, stop skipping to the plugs theme

    By BretonTillinghast, January 19, 2016   

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12. Slaying that poon game like an Eskimo with Netflix.

    By Shampoodler, January 24, 2016
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13. Some have asked why I am obsessed with corn. And now I shall answer. "Because corn."

    By Colfax McLiverneck, January 19, 2016
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14. Exclusive update to Carlin's Seven Dirty Words: cornshit, pisscorn, cornfuck, cuntcorn, cornsucker, mothercorner, and tits.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, January 19, 2016
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15. Everyone stop posting catchphrases so this one makes it on the show!

    By BretonTillinghast, January 19, 2016
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16. My grandpa wore dentures from the cradle to the grave, and why he got in that cradle to die, we'll never know.

    By DrOJSimpsonMD, January 20, 2016
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17. Hashtag boner is just a penis way to say I love you.

    By AstronomicalCat, January 20, 2016
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18. It's funny how we drive on a parkway but I don't know what a parkway is.

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19. Potential brunch, I have a hunch, I'll have to skip lunch.

    By VonWolf, January 20, 2016   

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20. While I do agree that fuck can be used as a noun or a verb, your substitute teaching days are finished.

    By Shampoodler, January 20, 2016
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21. Slow but slutty wins the race

    By Miami Reese, January 20, 2016
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22. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. It's like the Tom's Shoes or Warby Parker for my butt.

    By LukeSayler, January 21, 2016   

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23. If this is your first night at shit club... You have to shit.

    By travisdunsmuir, January 21, 2016
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24. Hey this movie isn't about a chick baking danishes.

    By Shampoodler, January 21, 2016
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25. Rudolph doesn't actually have a red nose, he's just a well-known suck up and Santa has brutal hemorrhoids.

    By Bronson Magnifico, January 20, 2016
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