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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Eyes, or something like eyes. An unending nightmare inside.

    By W.E.R.E.W.I.L.F.,
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    • 697 views

  2. I would like to nominate my esteemed colleague Stonewall Longstreet Armistead as Secretary of Bothersome Jibber-Jabber Suppression.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 439 views

  3. "Corn." --Colfax McLiverneck

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 1 reply
    • 396 views

  4. It's not delivery, it's diphtheria. You have contracted diphtheria.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 400 views

  5. Winner Winner Turducken Dinner. Three times the fowl three, times the sinner.

    By BubbleTeaButt,   
    • 1 reply
    • 710 views

  6. bygones

    By gabe_pride,
    • 1 reply
    • 565 views

  7. I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy. I yank my dandy doodle daily.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 557 views

  8. No no, you misunderstood. Soylent Green is peephole, you can totally see some boobies through it

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 472 views

  9. Knobgoblin, knobgoblin, corn on the cob - Monday through Friday I'm drunk on the job

    By sandman,
    • 1 reply
    • 489 views

  10. My favorite Beatles album about vaginoplasty? Probably Revulva.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 401 views

  11. Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your ears. I'm making creamed corn.

    By DaveSheir,
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    • 376 views

  12. Suck me, fuck me, kiss me, cuck me. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By Zantor the magician,
    • 1 reply
    • 503 views

  13. you stand accused of being so radical a dude that you're figuratively off the literal chain.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 355 views

  14. I'm only watching this reboot in hopes of seeing MacGyver finally pull his knife on someone

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 1 reply
    • 366 views

  15. Batman's parents were killed in Crime Alley, but ironically his kids were conceived in Kirstie Alley

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 1 reply
    • 365 views

  16. Little diddy, 'bout Jack and Diane. Jack from Will & Grace, and Diane from Cheers. They never crossed over.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  17. fat rich scared folk live in elongated communities

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 371 views

  18. You can lead a horse to water, but you must have massive upper-body strength if you intend to drown it.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 400 views

  19. If beef aloney, and beef in the moody...beef jerky.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 550 views

  20. I heard her say that her heresy was hearsay.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 412 views

  21. It’s 3:22am. Creepalong Bob is standing outside your open window, staring at you and flossing his dark green incisors with a strand of corn silk. What

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 360 views

  22. I have a theory that Stacey Keach is actually 2 actors, himself and another he becomes after standing in a magical box. A "Powers Booth", if you will.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 1 reply
    • 417 views

  23. One year ago today you went to the bathroom.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 503 views

  24. David Lee Broth loves some hot chicken noodle before belting out the high notes

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 522 views

  25. All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 487 views
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