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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hell hath no fury like a woman corned, Colfax McLiverneck.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  2. i've been your tutor for how long now Tricia, have I ever shown up to class dressed as Roy Orbison and not expected back-door business?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Why did Kulap masturbate when the Choctaw was out of town? So she could get off Scott-free!

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  4. If you don't call your Superhero-themed Japanese restaurant "Batman and Ramen," you're much less likely to get sued by Time-Warner

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. A friend in need is a friend who you should probably help.

    By Bigsmak,
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  6. Modern toilet thrillers rely too heavily on the dump scare.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it, brought yr ID to the courthouse, took a blood test, payed a fee & signed the marriage license

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. As Reverend Kane said at the end of Poltergeist 2, "I can't fight this Freeling anymore!"

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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    • 609 views

  9. There's a building in the doctor. Is there a second doctor in the building who can help get it out of her?

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 539 views

  10. Stop me if you heard this one before. So Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Sarah Palin walk into the Oval Office...what? That was real?!?!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. I asked the priest to point out the Mother Superior because I figure it takes one to know nuns.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. me & my big mouth!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Boy the way Glen Miller played / Songs that made the hit parade / His plane fell in a fusillade / And sharks ate his face

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Well, aren't you a tall glass of Flint water on a hot summer's day?

    By MarilynMonhoe,
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  15. BDSM with a method actor like Daniel Day-Lewis goes too far when he won't leave the gag ball behind during breaks.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. What's Up Hot Dog Part II is arguably even better than the original

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. All my exes live in Texas. And of course by "exes" I mean "victims" and by "live" I mean "died by my own hands" and by "Texas" I mean "37 states..."

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Young dumb and full of....fun? Hoo boy! we better find a better catchphrase for all these horny teens.

    By face of butt,
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  19. hey guys I'm looking for a new friend, is anyone interested? Looking for a friend here.... anyways I'm a small man 4'10" but I have a big heart. I wou

    By j.ferracuti,
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  20. How come we never hear about all the crazy cat gentlemen?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. "Walk dog" is at the top of my To-Do list, but "Dorothy's dog" is at the top of my Toto list

    By Tubastank,
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  22. One for the money, six for the show, twelve to get ready, and twenty seven for not knowing how to count

    By JoeJaffa,
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    • 385 views

  23. "Its The Energizer Bunny, not Duracell, you fool!" I shout at the Elliott Smith wall as the men in white coats drag me away

    By Sean__Draper,
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  24. Sean Connery smothered my last mother to death with mein cock'n'ballz but now you think you've 'GotWhatItTakes'?!?! #GoFuckYourself

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 359 views

  25. As we say goodbye to Dads and Grads remember this: American Independence was won in a month called JEW LIE. If you think America is free think again.

    By Pure Guava,
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