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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'd imagine the statute of limitations has already expired for whoever let the dogs out in 2000

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Like a window at Clapton's House, I'm leaving it Wide open.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  3. You might be surprised to learn: the "In Memoriam" segment was the goriest part of the GuilloTEEN Choice Awards.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Therapist just showed me 8 pictures of his butthole. He said they're ink blots but I know b-hole when I see it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. If he hollers let him go. Give him 20 then smack that hoe.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  6. Plain old polyps bumming you out? Bedazzle your rectal polyps with glittery Polypstick!(TM)

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to shut up while I'm watching Ant-Man

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. If man were meant to have sex, God would've gave him a wiener. Wait, you guys all got wieners? What the hell, God?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. If the boob is a'drippin', don't come a'sippin'!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. All my exes live in Texas, and that's why I'll spread their corpses across the Caribbean Sea!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Don't put all your eggs in one cryostorage facility

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. Bowfinger vs. Norbit: whoever wins, we also win

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  13. As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a... prankster!?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. Would a nose, by any other name, smell?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. My baseball mitt is getting old: every little catch frays the webbing!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. My preacher is cool as hell. He opens every sermon by exclaiming, "Sinbad for my real friends, real bad for my sin friends!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Before I say anything else I want to lead the public to believe that I have concern and empathy for the victims.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Every good hydrogen atom starts with a single proton, and every good workout ends with a single protein shake

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. Bees dance to communicate because any misinformation would spell disaster for the hive, and everyone knows hips don't lie

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. If you’re going to bust my balls, at least wear those high heels you know I like.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Ooh, Intern Gino, you’re ducking me so hard!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. The purple-headed yogurt slinger called… He wants you to stop using his name as a phallic euphemism.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. I gift this to you and I receipt this to the IRS because I business this to expense.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. I’m sure it was no “walk in the park” to walk in the park exposing yourself to kids, either.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. The ends may justify the means, but why you gotta be so mean?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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