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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Shuck me like an oyster until you find my pearl, so I can know the briny release of death!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 2 replies
    • 243 views

  2. Oh man, my buddy is OBSESSED with Breaking Bad. Get this: not only did he start wearing a fedora.... he also got super addicted to meth!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 180 views

  3. I had melted breakfast cheese in my mustache for four hours and none of y'all told me

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 145 views

  4. I could care less! However, I refuse to care less until you divest from fossil fuels.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 164 views

  5. Why would I limit myself to one burial site when there's chainsaws

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 137 views

  6. Don’t warsch ma dawg!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 182 views

  7. You had me at "you're just my type," then you lost me at "oh na na na na."

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 140 views

  8. It takes different strokes to move the world, which is why I switch hands every 30 seconds. You're welcome, world.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 144 views

  9. Catch me sucking on chili dogs

    By Cucker Tarlson,
    • 0 replies
    • 180 views

  10. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No. Who asks that? 

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 150 views

  11. I was arrested for a misdemeanor and am in a one year pretrial diversion program. I'm a prostitute.

    By Briny Lickfold,
    • 1 reply
    • 243 views

  12. How do I love thee? Like a sister.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 185 views

  13. What if one of us is really Scott?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 190 views

  14. As God is my witness, my dog pissed on gymnasts

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 153 views

  15. I'd suck out that pus for some free Disney+.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 189 views

  16. Riddle me this, riddle me that, but why are there nipples on this vigilante bat?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 187 views

  17. Bob Barker: please tell me what to do with my pet's genitals!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 189 views

  18. Wow, your hair got real wavy! Tis the power of my man gravy!

    By Jizzy.Smile,
    • 0 replies
    • 189 views

  19. Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray that Cosby won’t push too deep.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
    • 0 replies
    • 195 views

  20. Mommy and Daddy, sittin' in a tree, G-E-T-T-I-N-G. Divorced.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 143 views

  21. Folks who don't want DC to become a state are ok, but I find the pro-state much more stimulating

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 182 views

  22. When did pirates get un-canceled?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 177 views

  23. Brevity is the soul of wit, but levity gives me perky tits.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 271 views

  24. Oh this is cuuuuuuute!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 181 views

  25. Until you can balance a Cheeto on your boner and launch it into your mouth, you can't tell me nothin

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 146 views
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