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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Those Douglas Firs outside my window were blocking my view of the city skyline...

    By propheticparody,
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    • 473 views

  2. Squirrrrel, was your father a squirrel? Because you are also a squirrel.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 440 views

  3. All shower sex is bathroom sex but not all bathroom sex is shower sex.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 564 views

  4. Don’t cry for me Argentina. And stop laughing at me Finland!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 371 views

  5. Why sex ed never covers the fact that a boy's 1st erection always points in the direction of his 1 true love is beyond me.Seems like pretty vital info

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 353 views

  6. Shampoodler stuck his doodler in Colfax McLiverneck's MondoMudbutt

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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    • 442 views

  7. We eat them at night / and then in the mor’n / bid a watery farewell / to bright kernels of corn

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 659 views

  8. Eenie meenie miney meenis, catch a tiger by the vagina

    By Princess PeePeePhro Jr,
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    • 343 views

  9. Gimme mother's milk, plus daddy's juice, and I'll shake 'n shimmy my dirty lil caboose.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 422 views

  10. I believe that the children are our future, but not that the George R.R. Martin.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 469 views

  11. Salvador Adderalli's works exude manic energy, the paint seems to vibrate off the canvas right into your pores, whispering "sleep is for the weak"

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 468 views

  12. to err is human; to not do anything about all the pain and suffering in the world, divine.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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    • 489 views

  13. Boy the way Glenn Miller played / Songs that made the hit parade / His plane fell in a fusillade / And shaaaaaaarks ate his face

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 295 views

  14. Gary, Indiana? That guy is a real banana brain. Tell him Johnny Colorado is looking for him & no, I don't have change for a dollar, ya' nitwit

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 513 views

  15. Care Packages are what Care Bears are attracted to.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 416 views

  16. A nonfinite holomorphic vector bundle and an orthogonal Riemann manifold walk through a bar together at different times without entering it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 334 views

  17. Barfshart®

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 764 views

  18. Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue on that counts... wait failure can be fatal! F you Churchill!

    By CryinEyes,   
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    • 350 views

  19. Crossing time zones too often will cause havoc on my poor mime bones. To calm down I make hand motions like I'm putting cones around a crime zone (to protect anyone from slipping on the bloody limestone), make a sitting motion (click to read more)

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 412 views

  20. It's CornStorm 2000 all over again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 341 views

  21. Tom Bosley. You will never find a more wretched excuse for a "That '70s Show" guest star.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 365 views

  22. Snitches get stitches...in their torn clothing, which inevitably receive damage during the beatdowns their bitch asses deserve for being  rat finks, but nobody deserves to walk home with a hole in their jeans after getting their kneecaps shattered...

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 352 views

  23. My grandmother is 85 and she doesn't need glasses. She just drinks shit straight from the toilet.

    By cheatballs,
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    • 457 views

  24. Chillin' like Bob Dylan will take on a whole new meaning when he's cryogenically frozen in 2020.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 484 views

  25. She’ll be coming round the mountain driving six white horses when she comes, if you’re into that kind of thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 302 views
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