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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tonight the role of Horace will be portrayed by Jason Mantzoukas.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  2. "If I could change the world, I would be the sunlight in your universe...you would think my love was really something good..."

    By AlexSalcido,
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  3. Ducks fly together and penguins can't fly. Don't be a penguin.

    By Max Power,
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  4. Rod Roddy and Jesse The Body looking ever so gaudy packed in their Audi and took a sick Saudi out for some shoddy Hot Toddies...

    By AlexSalcido,
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  5. You sure as shit won't hear that pussy Paul Simon here. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  6. John Goodman, more like John GODDAMN!!!

    By AlexSalcido,
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  7. Looking at the stars and I'm thinking "Nice up-skirts at the 88th Academy Awards."

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  8. Your Honor, if you are going to condemn me for using chicken noodle soup for lube you best be ready to lock up the whole goddamn town of Pittsburgh.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. One time, I went to Band Camp, and I stuck a flute in my pussy. Mr Snuggleworth did not survive the encounter.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  10. Agent Orange is the New Black Sabbath. Ozzy needed a new band and Agent Orange needed a new frontman, it just made sense

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. It puts the lotion in the basket... and now you have the start of a really nice gift basket.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. It's not the heat... it's some other Sandra Bullock movie.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. In B.C., universal sperm dispersal led to rampant population growth. See B.S.? It was actually on a smooth, steady rise.

    By greazey_bob,   
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  14. If you build it they will come. If you squeeze it I will cum.

    By higherthantheclouds,
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  15. Journalism! Gotcha journalism here!

    By KickMuncher3,
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  16. Punk rock ain't skunk rock to funk rock. Parliament ain't anything to armpit. Clinton for Prez, Gergio, yo.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  17. Dali-Ali-Ali surrealism is dreamalism ya feel heavy money hip dope-e-ope.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  18. When ya get 100, give 100, ya Hurd dope Boyz. Colon McLiverwurst.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  19. I'm on a quest to ask questions and I'm taking suggestions, is the best way to limp my pimp blimp through simple decompression?

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  20. Mark David Chapman was the fourth Beatle!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  21. This puddin's fine, Optimus Prime

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. I'm not Scott Aukerman, I just play one on TV.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. Warrrriors come out and play jump rope

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. Interior: Man sits alone in a dark room speaking incomprehensibly. The man stands up suddenly, his pants fall down. Cue audience laughter.

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. "More like Bad Beth and Beyond!!!" is a fun thing to say to people named Beth that you don't like.

    By JaredHoward,
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