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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My neighbors are so weird. They have a jar full of sperm in their refrigerator. And they still haven't noticed!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. This is Comedy Bang Bang Phase 2. We have gone from a rescue operation to a body recovery operation.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. David Spade is OK, but I like his brother, David Neutered, better.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. "Mama Told Me Not to Come," but I got her pregnant anyway!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. If you've got enough money, I'll gladly call you "Honey."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Are Mr. Peanut's balls just his whole body

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Your next burrito could be full of toothpaste. Probably won't be, but you never know for sure.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. There's nothing you can't pick, because you have special picking powers and it's a miracle

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Everyone LOVES talking shit about the mad scientist until they get zapped with the babyfication ray. Then look who comes crawling back

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. If you want a zany new way to organize business meetings, try CoordinApe(TM)!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. If you go extinct, you probably stunk.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  12. I've seen your butt.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  13. Hands down, no question, hands up, I'll take questions now.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  14. For dessert, I’ll have the crème brûlée, and can I get extra diacritical marks on the side?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. It’s not “really peen.” It’s just my “peen-ish.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. If you want it fast, I’m your man. If you want it slow, call Stan.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Yeah, well if time is relative then how come I don't wanna have sex with it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. You asked if you “can get” a quinoa bowl. I answered yes because you CAN get one. However I refuse to get it FOR you because you did not say “please.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. I often hold court while preening in my jorts!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. I learned how to play chess at Catholic boarding school, so I know the game isn't really over until the bishop's inside my ass.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. There's no "I" in "team", but there is an "oh, you pee?" in "group". And that's something we should've known about you before you joined our baseball group.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Whether he's playing blackjack or abducting preteens, my uncle always doubles down on 11.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. I fell into a bottomless pit but it's just a shallow ditch full of dudes with their dicks hanging out. I love it here.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold. I bedazzled my poop. Now we wait.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. do you think that Christian cucumber from Veggie Tales has ever been put up a butt

    By StopEatingBees,
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