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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 18 years ago a gypsy told me I'd have a son and now you're saying it's pronounced "girlfriend," not "gypsy?"

    By BradDer,
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  2. It’s raining cats and dogs and PETA is pissed as fuck

    By BradDer,
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  3. Hello Porkins my old friend, I've come to watch you die again.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. I live in a vacuum, which is murder on my allergies, but you should see my collection of lint balls & pennies

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. Crank it, Yo!

    By Max Power,
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  6. There was drama when Madonna's iguana from Tijuana got some lasagna on ya.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? In America, we call it a molotov cocktail.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  8. A rose by any another name would not smell like Betty White.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  9. Christopher Cross will make you CROOMP CROOMP

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. theres granulated coffee in my glass of hot water

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. It turns out that if you call your boss a worthless shitbag on April Fool's Day, it's still a fireable offense

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Unless you're eating Rocky Mountain oysters, please don't say "Amazeballs!"

    By Lamprey,
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  13. You are peeping: you do not want to believe.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. [In a dweeby voice] My name is Scott Aukerman, and emotional sincerity makes me uncomfortable.

    By MrMoxie,
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  15. egg roll go in feig hole, no?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Hold on, letters and numbers? homeless puppets? sesame seed buns? I think we might be on to something!

    By DilboSkwisgaar,
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  17. i'm going home. i'm getting my shine-box. i'm going home. i'm getting my shine-box.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-pocalypse.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  19. Upside-Down and Backwards Dressing Day really puts the ass in brassiere.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  20. "Boom bye bye inna The Bat-man head," chanted the latest Superman

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. I was working as a matress in a cuckold's bar; wet work but they paid in oysters & in those days an oyster got you pretty far

    By bale_of_hail,
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  22. Sikh and you will find corriander

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. "This too shall pass," said the man on the cold concrete floor, though his bowels had another thing in mind. Enter...

    By greazey_bob,
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  24. Minnie Driver? What's that? Dinklages' fave golf club?!?!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Mr Davidson! Please stop twerking! This is a Hospital, not the Super Bowl!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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