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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Please help control the pet population, have your pet hanged for treason

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 154 views

  2. The early bird gets to cry a little longer.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 262 views

  3. Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 324 views

  4. Step One: square dancin'. Step Two: geometric romancin'.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. When I say use me like a moving van, dear, I’m saying wrap some meth in a carpet square, shove it up my ass and let’s make for Canada.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. I'm like a comedy soup. Just let me stew for awhile .

    By Facelist,
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    • 169 views

  7. Lewis and Clark fucked from sunrise til dark.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Check out my podcast on Spotify called damn news.

    By Facelist,
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    • 196 views

  9. All right lift, separate and listen, I'm a bra, go ahead, stuff your tits in

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 145 views

  10. Hey girl, are you Chopin's Revelutionary Etude? Because I'll pretend to be interested in you to impress my friends, but I'm really into fat chicks

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 143 views

  11. Attention must be paid in full or your ass is out on the street

    By ArthurDrillher,
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  12. The two most important days are…

    By TheShowerFartBrassBand,
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    • 164 views

  13. Stew the borscht, Luke.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. “Love Actually” walked so “Valentine’s Day” could run.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 166 views

  15. If we're doing lunch, you'll need to force-feed me like the guy from Se7en.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Oh you like pizza, huh? Name the ingredients.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 160 views

  17. Brother, can ya spare a dime bag?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 163 views

  18. venit patris sui est mundus tuus

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 179 views

  19. We're all just sacks of meat waiting to burst from our casings.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 160 views

  20. When I was a child, a sacred witch told me I’d host the last remaining podcast….

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 154 views

  21. It's a short climb to the middle if you wanna just, I don't know, hang out and shit?

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 178 views

  22. There a huge difference between tainting taste and tasting taint. Now pass the ketchup

    By VibeGenocide,
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    • 149 views

  23. Take a photo. Steal my soul. Drop your car keys in the bowl.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 194 views

  24. I was stripping when the dresser fell on me. Talk about a wardrobe malfunction.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 165 views

  25. Real talk. Genital warts. Are they really all that "cool"?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 162 views
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