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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mum's, word, or bird. Which word is the word?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. Just wanted to say hey

    By heynongdeeprockman,
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  3. I've got an 8.99 bottle of wine, I'm taking my time like R.L. Stine.

    By JordanShypulski,
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  4. See spot. See spot run. Should’ve bought Stayfree Super Maxi Pads.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  5. Dick Tracy taught my dog to read tea leaves. Repeat: Dick Tracy taught my dog to read tea leaves.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  6. What is Mind of Mencia? No matter. What is matter? Never Mind of Mencia.

    By Treyzinets,
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  7. I'd ask the jury not to see my client as the man who burnt down several orphanages, but as the man who just really wanted that Klondike Bar.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. That's not just gross. That's giving your sister a fister blister kind of gross.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. A hush fell over the packed courtroom. The trial of the century was about to begin and no one wanted to miss a word of Vagina v. Ping-Pong Ball

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. diana ross loves rachel

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. "Why so Syrian?" Joker Trump said to the turned-away refugee.

    By Baltimoronic,
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  12. Try not to blink, that's when all the gnomes steal your shoelaces.

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. I will now inspect each of your buisness cards, and here is mine. Now let's go around the room clockwise and everyone say your elevator speech.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. Attention Comedy Bang Bang listeners, cake will be served for Donald's retirement party in the Earwolf studios breakroom at 5 pm.

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. Imagine a door unlocked by a simple key, inside lies comedic mysteries that you yearn to grasp. Perhaps you've just entered the Bang Bang Zone.

    By Frenchfries,
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  16. Just like you I have all the standard issues. Depression, anxiety, Rolling Stone #335. Also that one Korn album

    By greazey_bob,
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  17. YOU CAN DO IT!!! (As Rob Schneider has said in many of the Adam Sandler Movies)

    By guicemann,
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  18. Jared Leto torpedos Tor-paedos in torn speedos.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. The Ringo ate your baby

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. I'm little Scotty Pee Pee Pants and I just peed my pants! Waaaaaaaaa-shington DC is the capital of this fine nation the United States of Ameri-can-do

    By ninjamincho,
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  21. Don't tell me how to skin a cat in my own kitchen! Now shut the door and hand me the Cool Whip and that weed-eater over there.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  22. They never have any Uber mediums left, it's always Uber small or Uber XXXL

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  23. Think about the sun, Pippin. Think about her golden glance. How she lights the world up! Well...better go with the SPF 50

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. McCoy drops in, 14 foot air on the first wall, alley-oop no-handed 540, barspin to tailwhip, 360 the gap. No take back

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. feel any ole millenial up and it's sexual assault, and you can be locked up.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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