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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This just in: A very happy bunny wants to sit on my lap. More info after the jump.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  2. That flaxen hair, that crunchy grin, that muumuu soused in goat's milk and gin, there's no doubt about it, that's my son.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  3. I caught the acting bug during it's performance of Dysentery and I can assure you there wasn't a dry butthole in my house

    By bale_of_hail,
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  4. Hang On Man, no that's not right, Hey Gong Man, no still not right, Heynongman, aha! Bababooey, Bababooey, Bababooey!

    By Max Power,
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  5. O.G. Noam Chomsky's bad to the bone

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. it was just a ruse i see. oh well.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. He's the best there is at what he does, but what he does best is Bang! Bang! into your mouth

    By The Spider-Gentleman,
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  8. Hey, Milton Bradley, It turns out Hippos AREN'T supposed to eat marbles, no matter how Hungry Hungry they may be, and now I'M banned from the zoo!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. bum-cum my lady; bum-cum my lady

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. You can do anything that you wanna do, just don't step on my brown pleather dress slippers.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  11. Your mom's girder is the girder beam in a fabulous Eiffel Tower.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  12. It's an animal love story from the chocolate farm...Brown chicken Brown cow

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. Little bunny Foo-foo, I don't want to see you scooping up all the field mice and asking them if they have time to talk about your lord and savior.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. Fish and visitors stink after 3 days...but also corpses.

    By audrew,
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  15. If I have five apples, and you take away three of my apples, how long do you think you’ll survive before I find you? Because I will find you.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Been analyzing people’s reactions to my name, and you’re the first one to take me seriously. Thank you.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. You can lead a water to horse, but you can't dyslexia someone teach

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. The scowl of Ice Cube compels you!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  19. no offense, but much disrespect, you look like a victim of hygiene neglect

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. I was a Dratch-key kid growing up; my parents would come home late while I made my own dinner and watched Debbie Downer sketches on repeat

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 328 views

  21. If a man can can a toucan in one can, then can a toucan can a man in two cans?

    By TheJuminator,
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  22. Insult comedy is for complete fucking idiots.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  23. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! Go fuck yourself, Steven.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  24. April may be the cruelest month but October's no joke.

    By cristobalwj,
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  25. blackbird singin' in the dead of nightingale's basement loft near hummingbird's hammock hangout

    By greazey_bob,
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