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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We put the Tonto back in Toronto, so I hope you brought your high ho to the show!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  2. Here we are in Toronto, where everyone knows Degrassi High more than da Grassy Knoll. RIP JFK!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  3. (In Adrian Brody's SNL accent): Degrassi High? Nah mon, but dis grassy will get you high! Lord ha' mercy!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  4. Nerds fail me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. If a filipino shrill albino held my hand inside the kino and jerked me off to Finding Nemo while whistling loud like sweet old Deano - how do you thin

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Narnia isn't real

    By teedle,
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  7. I'm very athletic. I like films like the Bod Father and Citizen Train

    By teedle,
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  8. Hey atheists! Explain my forearms!

    By teedle,
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  9. The fiercely loyal lackey makes the best butt shaver

    By XXXTerriGarrXXX,
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  10. The guy behind me on the bus this morning had his headphones so loud I could hear you talking about Leesa mattresses

    By BookDealPlease,
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  11. The only Cinco de Mayo WE'RE celebrating is de sinking of this mayo into my tum! [Stage directions: start eating straight from a jar of mayonaisse]

    By Another Andrew,
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  12. May the Forth be with you, May the Fifth rise to meet you, May the Sixth be always at your back

    By Another Andrew,
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  13. Earphones? iPhones? What's next, nose phones?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Going to hell for pulling a tooth? You've been dental-damned!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. When I get out of Alchemy School I'm starting my own Cash for Lead store.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Riddle Me This, Riddle Me Please, Riddle Me Bits, I'm Riddled With Disease

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo - I'm a Hufflepuff man myself

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Penny for my thoughts, and 50 big ones if you want to squeeze'm.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. An adult swan can break a man's arm easily with its wings and a man's heart seductively with its good looks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Rangoons, moo shu, chicken with some cashews, it's still Wok n' Roll to me

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  21. Toothpicks, pogo sticks, cheap tricks and Weetabix. That's what thin, hoppy, cereal-filled whores are made of.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. That female curling team is a real bunch of C-words if you know what I mean. Canadians!

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. When a moment gets romantic, why pause to take a pill? Oh, right. 'Cause your dick don't work.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. fassbenders rolling papers. starling chicks and duck. herniating miller's sister. kill. marry. fuck.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Effortlessly flavorful

    By XXXTerriGarrXXX,
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