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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The last thing I remember is Father O'Garrity running at me with a sock full of quarters and yelling "You think your tits dont stink!?"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. it takes 42 facial muscles to frown so needless to say i have a very strong face

    By JoshTorres,
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  3. my Hip Hop fashion style and Boot Scootin' attitude have collided in the most unfortunate of ways

    By JoshTorres,
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  4. I need an old priest, and a young priest. And a small pool filled with baby oil. Ooh La la. Best sweet 16 Everrrrrr!!!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Don't kill the messenger, unless the messenger threw deadly chemicals into your parents eyes and laughed maniacally

    By JoshTorres,
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  6. If you come to a fork in the road, it's mine and I'll fucking kill you if you take it

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  7. You think abstract expressionism represented the traditional middle class better than socialist realism? Child please!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. the first and second rule of fight club get the most attention but rule 57 is by far the most important: No Fruit On Pizza

    By JoshTorres,
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  9. Rodney! Rodney, come back! Is it something I said or this alligator carcass?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. A special thanks to our sponsor Leesa Mattresses and a very special thanks to jaymanthegreat for saving us from bringing them up organically.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. You bring the heat, I'll bring the sizzle. My mom will bring sugar cookies.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. Rarely are radiators reused to wrongly reduce radishes from ravishing raids.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Yo mama's wit is so dry. How dry it is? So dry she try to shake hands wit a palm tree. The Venetian. Talkin' bout a coconut

    By greazey_bob,   
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  14. For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life

    By JoshTorres,
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  15. its like the old saying goes, red sky at night, sailors delight, red sky at morn, buy a big ass snake and wear it around your neck

    By JoshTorres,
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  16. if lettuce had bones that would be Fucked Up

    By JoshTorres,
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  17. jim norton likes my shit

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. It's not the years in your life that count, it's the intraparietal sulcus in your brain.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  19. Maybe you didn't expect this many killer robots at a kindergarten graduation, but I did. Now get out of that pile of dead bodies and lets do this.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. April showers bring May water bills.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  21. Now if you'll all check under your seats, you'll notice a chunk of my shit. Tickets are nonrefundable and the doors are locked from the outside.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. The wild winter winds wound westward, whipped wild in the wide west, the wild wide west, whispered words, walked, waxed, waited, wound and [...]

    By mkoyama,
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  23. Poultry, thy name is chicken.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Does this taste infected to you?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. figurative monkeys on my back - no problem... those literal furballs however are no fucking joke

    By KrangkaDelic,
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