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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 50 catchphrase challenge 5/50: Fuck it, I'm out

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. farts farts poop poop, butts are in the air. My name is Bob, I have no job, and I don't even care.

    By MrMoxie,
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  3. Jerry determined he could no longer run from his past. His freshly severed legs determined he could no longer run from me. I. love. Jerry.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. One thing's for sure, because I don't have the object permanence for two things.

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  5. I'm here, I'm queer, so what? It's 2016.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  6. Wipe your feet. Have a seat. Drink this mayonnaise. When the trumpet sounds a third time, that's when the swelling goes down.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. That was Adele with her new hit single "Soup Diaper".

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Ring ring, it's the ring store, you have ring worm.

    By BlakeThielmann,
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  9. Breaking: The Cob Robber KOed the Turd Burglar early in the third round.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. We need to talk about Kevin Bacon's creamed corn fetish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. New York, New York! A city so nice they named it New York, New York!

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  12. We don't take kindly to imperial units 'round these parts, Mr. Ten-Gallon Hat.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  13. This painting of an unmelted clock is called The Persistence of Amnesia

    By AlexDale,   
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  14. How's my driving? I want the bumper sticker for my RV that says Drive my housing

    By AlexDale,   
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  15. Complimentary sex towels provided by Frankie P. Cheesewinkle's Pleasure Factory, Inc. — Cheesewinkle Towels: A towel you can sit on.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  16. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. Shoot, he's out of limbs.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. I am too blessed to be stressed. I am cursed to be Fred Durst.

    By AlexDale,   
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  18. Behind every good man there is an even greater woman, holding a gun.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. For every good man there is an equal but opposite re-man.

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. Winnie the Pooh and Winnie Cooper both like to get a little Savage with their honey pot.

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. lets go take a ride on the fun bus, because we're gonna need you to identify the body.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Forget the birds - gimme that bush, baby!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  23. The crap in my pants was just happenstance, but I'm getting a little tired of your self-indulgent vomitting.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. You're once, twice, three times a lady. Wait - FOUR times? Get out of here, you whore!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  25. What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. I'm sure he'd still be better than my deadbeat brother Frankie. Get a fucking job, Frankie!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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