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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I am the Heynong Man, they are the Heynong Men, I am the walrus, Goo-goo-ga-Zooks.

    By irishstevenj,
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  2. U Talkin’ Blue Dudes 2 Me? This is the encyclopedic compendium of all things Blue Man Group

    By irishstevenj,
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  3. You never really learn the true meaning of Christmas until you wake up tied to a chair in a room filled with snakes.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Fancy meeting you here. Fancy meeting you there. Tell me the truth, you're having an affair with Fancy aren't you?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Never ask the Meat Puppets if the meat carpets match the meat curtains, they hate that.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but sooner or later this pile of beans would have ended up in a burrito

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Sorry Gramma, but my ongoing love requires that you enable cookies.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Welcome to the city that doesn't sleep - unless, of course you're sharing a nightcap with Bill Cosby...

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  10. NYC May 14th Late Show Submission

    By JamesMcKeon,
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  11. i'll have my cake and eat it too, i'll bake it back while i chew.

    By blobofsoul,
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  12. Despite all my rage, I am still sitting in this anger management class for punching that rat

    By irishstevenj,
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  13. Holy frijoles! Isn't it a bit overzealous for the Pope to bless a can of legumes?

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. Her-assic World, with Bryce Does Dallas Howard as the Indominus Rack

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  15. "hey son, quit jazzing off in the backseat. who do you think you are back there? jack and rose?" "oh no, daddy, watch the road! iceberg!"

    By blobofsoul,
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  16. That's no Paleolithic chisel, that's my wife!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. I've got 99 plants, but a fern ain't one.

    By bbcski,
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  18. Judge hate curse berate- just don't speck me to first titillate thee big shoe shine gun make a marsupial pie

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. I've got 99 plants and oxygen aplenty

    By bbcski,
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  20. Sometimes I look into the night sky and remember that I live in a planetarium.

    By bbcski,
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  21. Let's not split hairs. It's much more efficient to do haircuts LENGTHwise. Hey, I've just revolutionized the barbering industry!!!

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. I'm starting to think George will never finish his masterpiece, and we'll never know if they got the funk or not.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Leave the wife and kids at home, because your marriage is a sham, and your kids deserve a real father.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Exploring the contents of an airline seatback, fingertips soiled by the unexpected presence of a banana peel, Mercury must be in retrograde.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  25. Rental car floorboard fork, deliver true this lone tater tot.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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