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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every dog has its day: Dog Day, August 25th.

    By mkoyama,
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  2. My Segway exploded and killed my dog on my birthday. Speaking of lousy segways...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. The nose may know, but the elbow's my beau.

    By DaleForeman,
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  4. Now let us bow our heads in a moment of silence for those victimized by juvenile pscychological abuse. Uh uh uhh. I didn't say Simon says. Suckahhs!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. See Kate Micucci and Maria Blasucci enter the outhouse wearing garments by Gucci

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. We don't dial 911 in Texas, down here we snapchat the police.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. What do these words have in common: festooned, figment, flanged, corn, frigate, and fuselage? If you said "They all start with F," you're wrong!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. "Everything's bigger in Texas. So imagine how insignificant my manhood is when I'm up north" said the mortified flasher.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. "Everything's bigger in Texas!" laughed the cruel oncologist, "So you've got about three months left I'd say."

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. I'm wearing nothing but a ten gallon hat and a thin film of hot sauce on my junk. Let's get this party started!

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Yeehaw is Texan for Ye Olde Haw which is what they used to called Haw Sheridan - the oldest man in Dallas.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 484 views

  12. Leslie is Moribund

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. I've eaten a banana so many days in a row it's not even sexual anymore.

    By Flynn's Jean Jacket,
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  14. Listen, I love listening as much as the next listener, but I'm not going to listen to you fart, Lester!

    By DorkyButCool,   
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  15. O'Bannion's companions compete complete with shit while Mumford's dumb wards boast sobriety as their tip.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Why are there so many fish out of water comedies? A fish out of water is dying.

    By AlexDale,   
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  17. I hate it when people use words they don't understand. It sounds so umbilical.

    By AlexDale,   
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  18. A comedy tour where you're separated from your significant other is sort of like the opposite of a conjugal visit.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  19. Swiper, no swiping! Your credit card has been declined because of all the Foxcatcher tickets you bought.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  20. My shoes are a constant source of shame and humiliation upon my dynasty. I must dispose of them quickly and discreetly.

    By LeeMartin,
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  21. "What's for dinner? What's for fucking dinner!? Here's your fucking dinner!" and scene. This has been a reading from my play "My Mother the Smotherer"

    By BlakeThielmann,
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  22. I wish I could be like Reggie Watts

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Stevie Seagal presents: Beard dye for the straight guy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Na na na na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye? More like Na na na na na na na hey hey hey good buy. Love them sales.

    By DaleForeman,   
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  25. Poop! (There it is.) Poop! (There it is.)

    By BlakeThielmann,
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    • 350 views
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